People are strange...
So last night I'm hanging out at my friend Julia's apartment w/ Joe and we're just "kickin' it" having a gay old time when Julia's neighbor comes home and starts talking to us from outside Julia's window. This woman is clearly a few colors short of a gay pride rainbow, so I decided to have a little fun w/ her. She looks into the room and sees Joe, so she yells at him asking what he does for a living. He replies "by day my sister and I run a hardware store, but by night I'm a drummer." So she goes of on a tangent for a few minutes before noticing me. Then she yells to me "what do you do, besides nothing?" I laughed and said, "well by day I sell electronics, but by night I'M BATMAN!" Man, did that ever confuse the hell outta her. Somehow I mentioned that I had a green drum kit and she asked if it was cuz I was Irish. Then she asked Joe what color his kit was. He said it was black, then I chimed in with "Yeah, cuz his mom is black." I don't know if she was pissed, or had no fuckin' clue what I just said but the blank look on her face was priceless! Ok, this story is a whole lot funnier for the people who were there but I thought I'd share wit y'all anyway. I suck.
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