Penis Flytrap in full effect.

[cockmometer]

Does anyone remember that old Nickelodeon show "Don't Just Sit There?" Neither do I. I'm going to the Modern Drummer Fest this entire weekend where I get to see Jason Bittner of Shadows Fall, Chris Adler from Lamb of God and "God" himself, Danny Carey! EMF needs to get back together. The things, you say. Your purple prose just gives you away. You're UNBELIEVABLE! OH! UHI'M BAAAAD! Sorry, but that is a good tune. I had fun last week when I threw a metal rack light (A/V thing) at my co-worker. He didn't really do anything to warrant my reaction, but that motherfucker has been taking his shit out on everyone else out since I started there in 2000. I guess I reached my boiling point w/ that twatwaffle. He's been nothing but an angel since. Why was there no Family Guy last week? Those shitbags over at FOX thought that w/ the release of Episode III, that they would show the cinematic blood clot that was Star Wars Episode II in place of Family Guy. I think the season has been ok so far, but I read the episode guide and they have a Brian and Stewie epsiode coming soon. So how was your week? 15 more days until Florida. This is gonna be fuckin' silly! I have a feeling I'll be consuming copious amounts of alcohol since I'll be w/ Delian League. Look at me, I'm a regular "hanger-on." I just died in your arms tonight. It must've been something you said. Alright, I'm gonna get back to the party. Payce.

-Stringfellow Hawke

p.s.- Airwolf season 1 rules me.