Aug 17, 2006 22:24
so me and sam have decided that we will start a band where we wear capes. and well share the groupies. and then well become super famous. and then become recluses for many years until we off our selves in a fantastic way somehow remotely related to our band name which has yet to be determined. our suicide will also be related to deep books like divine comedy. and dante's inferno. and we will kill ourselves at the same time, after having sex. and we will torch our house and our large unblemished collection of band related merchandise. and then after our death they will release the greatest song ever written. by anyone. and it will be written and mastered and composed and performed and pondered entirely by us. and it will be like performance art with our lives. and as such we will attain immortality.