#73- Joss100
This is a general all-purpose header for my Joss100 prompt table works, so it is not your imagination, you have read this before…
Just so people are aware this is my first prompt table and I hope I’m doing it right- consider yourselves warned!
Now, I figure most people get these prompt references and probably expect people to go a certain way with them, but this is me and I can never be simple. Gods only know where some of these prompts are gonna lead. Mys’ head can be truly frightening, lol.
Title: A New Leaf
Author: cobalt-mystic
Rating: G
Character(s): Spike/Xander
Prompt: #73 this parrot …is deceased
Word Count: 133 as per MS Works
Disclaimer: Just playing with the pretty kittens. Unfortunately, they are not mine, but I will gladly groom and bathe them before sending them back home to Daddy (aka Joss/Mutant Enemy/et al).
WARNING: Vamp!Xander
AN: This will only makes sense if you know that Jimmy Buffett fans are referred to as ”parrotheads”. Follow the link for more info.
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Xander watched the ever growing mountain in horror, “Sp-spike?”
“’s gotta be done, Xan.”
“But…,” the young man slumped his shoulders knowing it was a futile argument. Spike wanted it gone, so it would be gone- Sire’s prerogative.
The blonde vamp stopped his rummaging to look at his love, his Childe. “Xan, pet, there’s a certain ‘image’ to being a vamp. And this,” he said waving a particularly garish floral print shirt through the air, “is not it.”
The newly risen vamp nodded, resigning himself to the loss of his wardrobe. “Spike? What about my Jimmy Buffett albums?”
Spike offered his Childe a look equal parts pity, love, and malice as he tossed a match onto the impromptu bonfire. Then putting on his best John Cleese, he added, “Pet, this parrot- is deceased.”
Just so people are aware this is my first prompt table and I hope I’m doing it right- consider yourselves warned!
Now, I figure most people get these prompt references and probably expect people to go a certain way with them, but this is me and I can never be simple. Gods only know where some of these prompts are gonna lead. Mys’ head can be truly frightening, lol.
Title: A New Leaf
Author: cobalt-mystic
Rating: G
Character(s): Spike/Xander
Prompt: #73 this parrot …is deceased
Word Count: 133 as per MS Works
Disclaimer: Just playing with the pretty kittens. Unfortunately, they are not mine, but I will gladly groom and bathe them before sending them back home to Daddy (aka Joss/Mutant Enemy/et al).
WARNING: Vamp!Xander
AN: This will only makes sense if you know that Jimmy Buffett fans are referred to as ”parrotheads”. Follow the link for more info.
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Xander watched the ever growing mountain in horror, “Sp-spike?”
“’s gotta be done, Xan.”
“But…,” the young man slumped his shoulders knowing it was a futile argument. Spike wanted it gone, so it would be gone- Sire’s prerogative.
The blonde vamp stopped his rummaging to look at his love, his Childe. “Xan, pet, there’s a certain ‘image’ to being a vamp. And this,” he said waving a particularly garish floral print shirt through the air, “is not it.”
The newly risen vamp nodded, resigning himself to the loss of his wardrobe. “Spike? What about my Jimmy Buffett albums?”
Spike offered his Childe a look equal parts pity, love, and malice as he tossed a match onto the impromptu bonfire. Then putting on his best John Cleese, he added, “Pet, this parrot- is deceased.”