The cab driver I avoid

[clytemnestra215]

Went grocery shopping today. I generally take the bus there, take a cab back. Called the cab. 45-minute wait. Bah. Called another cab company. No answer

Comments

[thelordduke]

This story so pleasures me.

[egeresedai]

*Cracks up*

Sorry, Sela... I'd hate it, too, if I were in that guy's cab; but I had to laugh as I read your post. What an insufferably annoying chap!!!

[mortreddom]

Sure, sure, hate the guy for helping and being 2 dollars cheaper than the other two companies. Those two dollars are him passing the time by telling you stupid and corny jokes. At least he gets some pleasure out of it. Hell, he probably sees you hate it and thinks it's all the funnier. That's what I'd do, but I'm cruel like that.

(what really happened is that you secretly love the jokes but since you are too "mature" you have to hate the jokes.)

[clytemnestra215]

You are incorrect in every particular, sir! And people almost never know when I'm hating something they're doing; I'm far too polite!

[mortreddom]

Are you being too polite now? And you mean every particular? Even the one where I'm cruel like that?

[clytemnestra215]

I don't hate what you're doing; I merely disdain you fully. *nod*

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