whoa, what?

Feb 13, 2003 18:30

I fell asleep at the couch at school for like an hour and a half.  It was sunny when I passed out, it is dark now.  I just woke up.  I've just had some real FUCKED up school dreams.  I even had the naked one.  I had the chocolate bar one too - the one where you're looking for a chocolate bar and all the machines and all their contents are set back 20 years.  There was that mall one with the chicken what dances and lays an egg and there were dusty empty ones. Another rack had all the ready to eat microwave hamburgers you ever saw in Macks growing up in the suburbs and the colours confused for a second the crappiness of the contents so there were those flickers of, ooooh!  I was looking for an OhHenry bar for some reason, though I don't like OhHenry bars in my waking life. When I woke up I was just at the tail end of my battle, broken machines and what have you (OH! one of the machines had its key still in the lock and I was trying to steal it - you know - for future free chocolate bars? but I couldn't cuz fucking Garry Lee Nova was all scoping me out!) anyway I woke up and went straight for the vending machine to get my OhHenry bar which is half eaten next to me now and I'm just realising I don't want it in my waking life.  And Jesus!  All the girls who saw me naked just trying to relax and eat my veggie burger on the lawn passed me in the halls on my way, and FUCK!  How am I supposed to go to class now?  I left my unerwear back on the steps by the outdoor ECIAD escalator and I've been trying to retreave them secretly for over an hour!  Fuck, whatever I'm late - fuckit.  fuck fuck fuck.
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