Dear the universe: bite me ( Read more... )

I drove home to Dallas this afternoon. My brake light was on as I left Little Rock, but it went off fairly soon. Overall, the trip was pretty uneventful ( Read more... )

I had two dreams I remember from last night - one messed up, one awesome. ( Cut for who cares! )

Ok, I'm about 99% sure that my back/ab pain was kidneystones. Whee. I was reading a Science Daily article this morning about the increase in kidneystone diagnosis frequency in young children and how they're projected to afflict more people in the future. The symptoms described match mine perfectly. One of the causes completely surprised me: in ( Read more... )

Evening braindump from my pretty little tweet machine.

• 00:48 Yeah. Hard to fall asleep tonight. I'll be over it soon, I suppose. Getting there sucks. #
• 03:40 Hello, 3:30am. You look awfully familiar. #
• 10:26 All recent Thursdays have been complete disappointments. Thor, you have let me down again. Worst Norse mythological character ever. #
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Everyone I've talked to today has a fuzzy brain and is tired ( Read more... )

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Salon.com columnist Cary Tennis gives a great answer to a letter from a woman whose fiance put hot sauce in his used condoms.

Aww, CafePress t-shirts and hats have been created to commemorate R&B singer Chris Brown's alleged domestic assault against his girlfriend, Rihanna. That's fucking classy. Even though the other items are more humorous and suggest alternatives/the assault as a bad parenting example, even if this is meant to be ironic or so naughty it's funny... ( Read more... )

( A few hours of ouch. )