In response to pyrrhiccomedy's reverse-request challenge!

8. Demented, starry-eyed, obsessed Lithuania kidnapped young, innocent Belarus and kept her locked in a room in his house for FOUR HUNDRED YEARS. (This really happened.) Not that he'd ever lay a hand on her! Oh, no. She's his princess! She may be in chains, but he takes such good care of her. Make him ( Read more... )

Because I was enable by pyrrhiccomedy again.

Russia in a hoodie and baggy jeans.

Yeah I have no other content in my life.