...Um, I think that everyone should avoid the kitchen for a while. Until I get it cleaned up. I was following directions...

Tifa, settling in okay?

Lestat, you're up, right? I think I need to go... shopping. This is so wrong on so many levels... I can't believe I did that.

Um, ignore the weird pile next to the garbage can, everyone.

[ voice on ]

...Kweh?

Umm, okay... nice chocobo...

KWEH!

Damn!

crash... bang... yips...

Easy now, easy now... I have some greens somewhere...

[ voice off ]

[ooc; delivery boy by day, chocobo wrangler by night]