Unexpected Sloppy Joes

[cloudscudding]

Phil is a brave man. Not only does he play with toxic, explosive, and intoxicating chemicals all day, he comes home to...well...me. He tolerates (claims to want, even) my constant presence, helps keep me sane (an extra job in and of itself), has sex with me on a regular basis (some have found the idea scary), and even eats my cooking (Taste this

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[utilitygeek]

Not only does he play with toxic ... chemicals all day

He's just trying to include you more in his life. Tasting your cooking is his way of bringing work home.

[cloudscudding]

No, he brings work home, too...in blah and boring ways.... All spreadsheets, no chemicals....

Come to think of it, I should be glad about that; I rather like having a house that's unexploded.