K-Fed is now threatening to release a sex tape.
i guess the 1.8 million that his pre-nupt got him
just isn't enough,
so he's gotta wave his dick out
(or in this case, Britney's tits)
to try to get more $$.
Honestly?
If you're dumb enough to not see that coming,
like the rest of the billion of us did,
then frankly you deserve it.
Wave your millions goodbye, titsling.
Your flabbly white trash mommy butt
will not earn the money back.
It was a one-way ticket
that ended with K-Fed's
mushroom stamp on your face.
Now now, Britney.
Don't you cry.
dry those eyes flabby child,
and I'll sing you a lullabye.