Last one for today, I swear to god...
...but the letter to Cthulhu is SO much cooler than the letter to Santa.
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.
In June, I stopped mtreiten from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In July, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). Yesterday, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In October, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In December, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In February, I rescued dragicorn from being sacrificed (-200 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-1245 points) and deserve to be fed to the ghouls.
Your humble and obedient servant,
closetgnome
Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.
In June, I stopped mtreiten from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In July, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). Yesterday, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In October, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In December, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In February, I rescued dragicorn from being sacrificed (-200 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-1245 points) and deserve to be fed to the ghouls.
Your humble and obedient servant,
closetgnome
Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!