Ok, so for the past 3 weeks I've been offline. Whoever's open network I'd been using went down or they were blocking me or something. On a whim I turned the laptop on today and there it was - and it let me connect!!!

( Health update here. )

One of my favorites sayings for Ryan's whining is, "Suck it up. Live with it ( Read more... )

D: You got a tongue ring?
S: A what?
D: A tongue ring.
S: NO! What made you think that?
D: I thought I saw a tongue ring in your mouth a second ago.
S: Oh, no, that was a Jolly Rancher.
D: (laughing) A Jolly Rancher. That's cute.

Ryan: What would marry a Tiger?
Susie: A preacher?

Carletta's son sells Hondas. He was here Friday when I was boo-hooing after driving Sharon's POS van. He gave me his business card and told us to stop in.

This conversation just took place:
Carletta: Who's car is that?
Me: Which one?
C: The little blue one.
M: The Aqua one? Mine.
C: Well, that's not a Honda!!

LMAO