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I have so many post-worthy events to relate. You know, life events and such. But the effort required.... *whine*
And so I choose not to.
And instead post this.
Because it involves so much less work.
England needs to get over its obsession with fireworks.
Seriously.
Every single time there is anything resembling a holiday/fair/sponsored event. Fireworks. Lots of fireworks.
Which usually are a pointless affair because, why?
Oh that's right. It's England. It's cloudy 95.5% of the time.
In case you were wondering, this post is sponsored by the fireworks currently being set off outside my window.
Uh, happy Holy Saturday everyone.
It's 11:30, what should we do now?
Set off fireworks into the cloudy abyss.
Because that's how we roll in England on Holy Saturday.
Seriously people. They're fireworks. Yeah, they're cool. Just not that cool. Or necessary.
But then again, this is the country that came up with a national holiday just to set things on fire. Does anyone really even care about Guy Fawkes anymore or is it just another excuse to watch things burn? And, of course, set off fireworks.
Necessary? Really? I ask you.
England: a nation of pyromaniacs.
And so I choose not to.
And instead post this.
Because it involves so much less work.
England needs to get over its obsession with fireworks.
Seriously.
Every single time there is anything resembling a holiday/fair/sponsored event. Fireworks. Lots of fireworks.
Which usually are a pointless affair because, why?
Oh that's right. It's England. It's cloudy 95.5% of the time.
In case you were wondering, this post is sponsored by the fireworks currently being set off outside my window.
Uh, happy Holy Saturday everyone.
It's 11:30, what should we do now?
Set off fireworks into the cloudy abyss.
Because that's how we roll in England on Holy Saturday.
Seriously people. They're fireworks. Yeah, they're cool. Just not that cool. Or necessary.
But then again, this is the country that came up with a national holiday just to set things on fire. Does anyone really even care about Guy Fawkes anymore or is it just another excuse to watch things burn? And, of course, set off fireworks.
Necessary? Really? I ask you.
England: a nation of pyromaniacs.