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[clincalcynic]

Never trust a damn portrait that's reading a book of bad poetry. EVER. This is what I get for deciding that taking a shortcut was a good idea. Seriously, I've been at Konohogwarts for HOW many years now? I'm no bright-eyed firstie with too much innocence and not enough common sense. So I know a thing or two about getting around the place.

I know

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[liveindeathboy]

*culprit* Now who would do that to a poor innocent dust bunny? D: What is the world coming to?

[clincalcynic]

*eyes suspiciously but shrugs it off and offers a half smile* That's what I ask myself near daily but, unfortunately, there's not a rightful answer since we're A) Not all dead yet, and B) still allowed to be incompetent.

You're looking well this year, if you don't mind me saying. Nice to have you back.

[liveindeathboy]

I look better as a woman. n_n

And you, like... really... make no sense...

[clincalcynic]

Hadn't realized that coherency was part of the job description, lovey. *cheerful ambience with a nice sardonic grin for affect*

Hmm, you'd need something more formfitting. Your body type would looks smashing in latex or perhaps leather? Whatever your preference after all.

[liveindeathboy]

Well you're a nurse, aren't you?

I'm wearing a corset and mini skirt now. Just have to find my boots. They give me a good four inches of height difference.

[clincalcynic]

Yes dear, I am. How very observant of you. Coherency and competency are two separate things. I'm very competent in my job but I'm more than willing to hedge the coherency part. *subtle roll of a shoulder* Makes things more interesting that way.

A good accio might expedite the process of find them just a bit, don't you think?

[liveindeathboy]

Ew, I'm not your dear...

And magic isn't there to take away every-day life, you know e.e that's just abusing it.

[clincalcynic]

You're younger than me kiddo so that automatically makes you a 'dear', 'luv', 'mon petite', or other such sickingly sweet pet names that we elder types give. *smirks* Get use to it. . .or hate me. Either way, they will continue.

Suit yourself; just trying to be helpful. Beyond offering to lend a bonza pair of boots to compliment the outfit, you're on your own.

[liveindeathboy]

Not if I put a Jaw-locker hex on you n_n

Nope, I found 'em, and I must say, I look rather stunning.

[XDDD the sad thing is, in reality, he's probably a little older than her *_*;;]

[clincalcynic]

*eyes narrow a fraction and the smile ups a notch* It's not very nice to imply a threat. Especially towards a staff member. Furthermore, I would care to remind you that not only would the hex be an exceedingly bad idea on your part but also that I'm the Nurse. If it struck, which I'm very much in doubt of, it wouldn't last very long. . .and neither would you.

The boots are rather chic. Import or stock? *bubbly inquisition*

[[personally, I think she's dead. Don't care. I like Ded!Rin]]

[liveindeathboy]

You being a nurse doesn't make you invincible, you know. My hexes are quite potent.

Victorian 14-inch button-downs with a zipper-up and three in heels.

[clincalcynic]

I'm quite sure that they are, deary. *laying it on extra thick* But be assured that I'm no slouch myself. I am, after all, a graduate of this very institutation. And let us not forget my many years of medical study. *runs a hand down the ruffles of her medi-robes to smooth out non-existent wrinkles*

I'm pretty sure you'd like to stay pretty your remaining time here at Konohogwarts, yes?

They are quite lovely. I prefer laces myself; they're less likely to catch and ruin stockings. But to each their own.

[liveindeathboy]

......-_- it's teachers like you that make students like me drink

[clincalcynic]

How so very unfortunate that I'm not a teacher then, isn't it? *slow smirk* Now unless you're in need of something, shouldn't you be running along to classes?