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Never trust a damn portrait that's reading a book of bad poetry. EVER. This is what I get for deciding that taking a shortcut was a good idea. Seriously, I've been at Konohogwarts for HOW many years now? I'm no bright-eyed firstie with too much innocence and not enough common sense. So I know a thing or two about getting around the place.
I know this place.
So why in the name of all that's RIGHT in the world did I decide that taking the back stairwell around the corner on the fourth floor was an acceptable, and natural, shortcut to the library that's not even in the same direction? If someone can answer that then perhaps they can also answer how I ended up on the sixth floor and a got myself a legion of dust bunnies that are calling me momma. If I ever find the student that enchanted these things (dear gawds I hope it's an enchantment) I'm going to entertain myself with some new home-brewed remedies I've cooked up in my spare time. I need guinea pigs.