Whats this?! Twice in one week?!?!? Maybe I'm back!
Alright, so two things to start with. First, I'm drunk, so some of this may have typos, may not make much sense, ah well. Two, no one gives a shit OR reads this anymore, so I guess it doesn't really matter anyways.
So to start with, tonight was fucking awesome. One of the best nights that I've had in a while, and easily, the best night that I have had this year so far. We went to a sweet ass bar in Ann Arbor that I had been to once before to drink all sorts of fancy beers, but what was different was one thing, and the one thing that could make any situation inherently better than it already is: A Girl. This particular girl was a friend of my good buddy/roomate Ben's girlfriend, Logan. Her name was Nicole, and good god, wow, holy crap, jeez, man, shit, fuck, damn. Not even enough descriptive words/cuss words to describe how amazing she was. In the first place, she was smart. Now how many girls do you know these days, that are actually INTELLIGENT? Cuz me, myself, I know four. Yeah, I knew three before today. Now I know four. This Nicole girl, man, to quote the old nick that I really miss lately, she was incredible. Shes a fucking MATH major, who the fuck is a math major anymore? No one, thats who. You've gotta be a goddam genius to be able to tackle that shit. And her reasoning for it was so simple, yet so profound: "I went a semester without it and it just didn't feel the same. I realized that, I honestly missed math. I liked it because I can explain it to other people". Thats someone who has what they like figured out, and the girl is only 21. Impressive to say the least. She had a bubbly personality too and seemed like a really close friend to Logan, someone who you know you could always turn to if you had a problem, someone who would make you feel like you've known her all your life even if you've only been friends for a few months. Yes, incredible. She also had a good sense of humor, laughed at all of mine and zacks (and even ol krispy kreme himself, nasty nate was cracking the jokes and she seemed to like him too) lame jokes and just seemed really agreeable and go-with-the-flowish. Yeah, thats not a term, I just made it up. DO SOMETHIN.
So there you go, a paragraph on all of her good qualities as a human being, and look at that, have I even gotten to her looks yet? Guess what, I haven't. This girl was stunningly, mind-numbingly gorgeous. The type of gorgeous that men write songs about. Even crappy schmaltzy songs like "Your're Beautiful" by that James Blunt chump. She had long dark hair, she smelled better than almost any girl I've ever met in my life, she had a good fashion sense, wise enough to know what her assets were but not flaunting them too much and not looking slutty in the slightest (we went to the bar and she wore no cleavage baring shirt, although she certainly had cleavage). She was skinny but not sickiningly skinny like I usually like, she had a nice frame to her and her clothes suited her well. I can't even describe how insanely beatiful this girl was. And it wasn't a type of beauty that just hits you all at once, like a Scarlett Johanssen or a Jessica Alba. This was a girl who became increasingly more beautiful over time, whereas with the first glance you think "good lord is that girl pretty" to the point where after a few hours you are like "holy sweet lord jesus above, this girl is a true goddess who walks the earth". I can't stop thinking about how pretty she was.
So the one or two people (HAHAHAHAHA, I'm being generous, no one looks at this, its all for me anyways, so fuck it) that are reading this may think "So what did you do about it, did you man up and get her number?" to which I will of course say, no. But I tried, I talked to her as often as I could (she would often wander off with Logan) and I just wasn't sure about how to ask her for her number as we dropped her off at her appartment. She apparently told Logan that "these guys are really fun, they are funny" so thats at least something, she will want to hang out with us all again. I told Logan to tell her I wanted to get her phone number but wasn't sure how to ask, because I want to talk to this girl again. This is not a girl who will be easily forgotten. And to tell you the truth, I know I wrote this two years ago when I first started this thing and I had met Janelle, but I would just love to have this girl as a friend (I meant it with Janelle too, and shes one of my best friends today). I'd love for her to call me if she has a problem, if some idiot wretch of the earth guy is mistreating her when he doesn't realize what a magnificent creature he holds in his arms and she wants to complain about it to me, thats absolutely fine. Because women like her are and always have been out of my league, and I'm fine with that. I'm not meant to have someone like a Janelle or a Nicole or even a fucking Kristin, but thats ok. I just want a girl who will call me up when she needs someone, someone I can call and say "dude, I'm fucking depressed. Come over and lets watch a movie on the couch", and maybe Nicole is it. I don't expect her to ever be a girlfriend or something, I just hope her and I become friends. Because honestly, I haven't felt something like that for a girl, just a general feeling that I NEED this girl to be around in my life, since I met Kristin last January. Sure that didn't turn out well, but oh well, life never turns out how you expect it.
So thats all I have to say about the beautiful girl I met tonight, in other news it was a fucking great night, I have found where I will be for grad school. Ann Arbor is a fucking AMAZING town and the campus is so old and historic and mind-blowing that I'm not even sure if I would like any other campus. I simply cannot wait to go to grad school there if I actually get accepted. Such a fantastic night, and I just had to write something down about it, because I haven't had a night to write about in a very, very long time.
So to start with, tonight was fucking awesome. One of the best nights that I've had in a while, and easily, the best night that I have had this year so far. We went to a sweet ass bar in Ann Arbor that I had been to once before to drink all sorts of fancy beers, but what was different was one thing, and the one thing that could make any situation inherently better than it already is: A Girl. This particular girl was a friend of my good buddy/roomate Ben's girlfriend, Logan. Her name was Nicole, and good god, wow, holy crap, jeez, man, shit, fuck, damn. Not even enough descriptive words/cuss words to describe how amazing she was. In the first place, she was smart. Now how many girls do you know these days, that are actually INTELLIGENT? Cuz me, myself, I know four. Yeah, I knew three before today. Now I know four. This Nicole girl, man, to quote the old nick that I really miss lately, she was incredible. Shes a fucking MATH major, who the fuck is a math major anymore? No one, thats who. You've gotta be a goddam genius to be able to tackle that shit. And her reasoning for it was so simple, yet so profound: "I went a semester without it and it just didn't feel the same. I realized that, I honestly missed math. I liked it because I can explain it to other people". Thats someone who has what they like figured out, and the girl is only 21. Impressive to say the least. She had a bubbly personality too and seemed like a really close friend to Logan, someone who you know you could always turn to if you had a problem, someone who would make you feel like you've known her all your life even if you've only been friends for a few months. Yes, incredible. She also had a good sense of humor, laughed at all of mine and zacks (and even ol krispy kreme himself, nasty nate was cracking the jokes and she seemed to like him too) lame jokes and just seemed really agreeable and go-with-the-flowish. Yeah, thats not a term, I just made it up. DO SOMETHIN.
So there you go, a paragraph on all of her good qualities as a human being, and look at that, have I even gotten to her looks yet? Guess what, I haven't. This girl was stunningly, mind-numbingly gorgeous. The type of gorgeous that men write songs about. Even crappy schmaltzy songs like "Your're Beautiful" by that James Blunt chump. She had long dark hair, she smelled better than almost any girl I've ever met in my life, she had a good fashion sense, wise enough to know what her assets were but not flaunting them too much and not looking slutty in the slightest (we went to the bar and she wore no cleavage baring shirt, although she certainly had cleavage). She was skinny but not sickiningly skinny like I usually like, she had a nice frame to her and her clothes suited her well. I can't even describe how insanely beatiful this girl was. And it wasn't a type of beauty that just hits you all at once, like a Scarlett Johanssen or a Jessica Alba. This was a girl who became increasingly more beautiful over time, whereas with the first glance you think "good lord is that girl pretty" to the point where after a few hours you are like "holy sweet lord jesus above, this girl is a true goddess who walks the earth". I can't stop thinking about how pretty she was.
So the one or two people (HAHAHAHAHA, I'm being generous, no one looks at this, its all for me anyways, so fuck it) that are reading this may think "So what did you do about it, did you man up and get her number?" to which I will of course say, no. But I tried, I talked to her as often as I could (she would often wander off with Logan) and I just wasn't sure about how to ask her for her number as we dropped her off at her appartment. She apparently told Logan that "these guys are really fun, they are funny" so thats at least something, she will want to hang out with us all again. I told Logan to tell her I wanted to get her phone number but wasn't sure how to ask, because I want to talk to this girl again. This is not a girl who will be easily forgotten. And to tell you the truth, I know I wrote this two years ago when I first started this thing and I had met Janelle, but I would just love to have this girl as a friend (I meant it with Janelle too, and shes one of my best friends today). I'd love for her to call me if she has a problem, if some idiot wretch of the earth guy is mistreating her when he doesn't realize what a magnificent creature he holds in his arms and she wants to complain about it to me, thats absolutely fine. Because women like her are and always have been out of my league, and I'm fine with that. I'm not meant to have someone like a Janelle or a Nicole or even a fucking Kristin, but thats ok. I just want a girl who will call me up when she needs someone, someone I can call and say "dude, I'm fucking depressed. Come over and lets watch a movie on the couch", and maybe Nicole is it. I don't expect her to ever be a girlfriend or something, I just hope her and I become friends. Because honestly, I haven't felt something like that for a girl, just a general feeling that I NEED this girl to be around in my life, since I met Kristin last January. Sure that didn't turn out well, but oh well, life never turns out how you expect it.
So thats all I have to say about the beautiful girl I met tonight, in other news it was a fucking great night, I have found where I will be for grad school. Ann Arbor is a fucking AMAZING town and the campus is so old and historic and mind-blowing that I'm not even sure if I would like any other campus. I simply cannot wait to go to grad school there if I actually get accepted. Such a fantastic night, and I just had to write something down about it, because I haven't had a night to write about in a very, very long time.