Labodomize This!
Sometimes I wish I were a grain of sand. Just a single grain of sand to be washed up or blown away by other forces of nature that are completely chaotic and perfect. Amidst the beauty of these fine strokes of free form art, that God has been creating for ages, the progress in play, the destruction within. And even in beautiful is the wretched
( Read more... )
Once when i was a little younger, i went to the movies with some friends, and i ordered some sour patch kids brand candy, and I thought it was the funniest thing that they were called sour path kids, because freakin Justin kept saying "Que Curadas", because I guess he thought the were a Vagina. But they aren't a Vagina Danny, not at all; they are just candy. But still, it was pretty funny what he said.
Danny,
I think I'm going crazy. the government has been keeping me here, on no pretense of a crime, and I have been eating slop. I think it has something to do with the o'righteous cult, whom i refuse to capitalize. I know something they don't-a secret, about mankind. This something is not of demon sorts nor conspiritors, but only of one man. The one man; who farted. I know who it was, Danny, and they will kill me to prevent everyone else knowing it. And Danny, I will trust upon only you, to hold this sacred, secret name, never to be released, never to be destroyed, and that which should be held righteous, and dominant, and perfect, and holy, and excellent, and handsome. It shall never be released Danny, Never. Here is it's encription:
₧zæôƒ₧ƒ▼â♀3
May you keep it sacred.
Reply
Leave a comment