Labodomize This!

May 10, 2006 23:46

Sometimes I wish I were a grain of sand. Just a single grain of sand to be washed up or blown away by other forces of nature that are completely chaotic and perfect. Amidst the beauty of these fine strokes of free form art, that God has been creating for ages, the progress in play, the destruction within. And even in beautiful is the wretched and disgusting, the dark, and the beautiful. The beauty of the darkness is so wretched and sour, even while staining the mortal soul, it plays part in all the beauty, of the beautiful. If I could be granted this 1 wish, to be a beatiful grain of sand, I would eat a bowl of poo. Seriously, that's mu offer, so eat it, with your mouth.

Yeah right, deep people need to get lives and eat more poo. Do I look like some two bit fairy chumpo, yeah right! So I got the fantastic idea right now, for a script. This guy, he is like this genious or something, and when he was a little kid, his mother told him not to stare at the sun, but when he was 6 he did, and for a moment he is enlightened, and he has this thoery about the spiral that is totally on the edge of mathematics. Then, when you least expect it, his mother becomes addicted to diet pills, and goes CRAZY, and thinks she is gonna be on tele vision, but no way lady, it's just a scam, by shooter mcgavin, world famous idiot.

So he figures out this number, and it is the secret to all the world, and he stays positive, and he hangs in there, gripping the wheel as if he were some sort of speed car driving animal freak. And did I mention he also meets this jew, who also looks for this number for a different, more jewish reason. And he has a black friend who is really cool, and misses his mom alot, so he does drugs to cope with it and ends up going to jail because of a deal gone sour, sour like the darkness of life, and sour like sour patch kids, the most romantic fruit of all fruits. 8:15, press return.

Twice. Didn't catch it, eat some pants. So we played bingo tonight, with a bunch of savage indians who kept trying to steal my land from me. I reserved those indians, with the pounch of a dobber. No winnings though, and the savages had their bloodstained hands all over the case, I know it.

No news. So I couldn't finish math class. I ended up drilling a hole through my head, through my brain, the part that allows mathematical operations to occur. I think it's on the left side, I hope.
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