OOC is pronounced "ook".
1. Li just realized that it was Toph's birthday and has to get a gift for Toph in under two hours before their birthday party. Where does Li go and what does s/he get Toph?
Ohshit! He doesn't know her very well! He jumps through the portal to Marvelverse Manhattan - that's where he used to live with Basil and Caboose, so it's the only portal he knows of that goes to a city he's familliar with. After all, he hasn't found any portals to downtown London yet.
So, okay. He's in Manhattan, which is a place I've never actually been. I'd rather he were in Portland, Oregon, and it were a weekend. He could probably find something cool at Saturday Market. But, whatever. He goes to... maybe a bookstore and finds a book in braille about how to carve rock sculptures because he kinda remembers that she was trying that out at one point.
WAIT, DOES BRAILLE EVEN EXIST IN HER UNIVERSE? D:
2. What would Sean do in attempt to win Basil's heart, and would their attempts be successful?
I think that all Sean would have to do is be incredibly cute and sad and huggable. They'd console each other over drinks about their exes - they have something in common in that both of their exes are selfish pricks. I don't know if Sean is really Basil's type, but he could pretend to be if he tried hard enough.
3. If Savannah and Isamu had kids, what would the children be like?
Cute and brunette. They'd all have strange tendencies both towards being emo and acting. They'd make perfect goths.
4. Would Caboose make a good generic magical girl?
YES.
5. Would Hanatarou be willing to do a threesome with Remus and Kaa?
I think so. Remus and Hanatarou would probably get along very well. Savannah-mun needs to bring him out to play more often, and not just to thread with Li or other Remuses. *nudgehint*
Kaa is also the sort of person who seems like he'd get along with both of them. So, if he got into human form and they all got really drunk, then maybe. I'm not sure who would make the first move, though.
6. Under what grounds would Savannah have to propose marriage to Hanatarou?
Under the grounds that, you know, THEY HAD MET BEFORE. >_>; Honestly, I couldn't see Savannah ending up with Hana. She likes masculine men - even Li is sometimes a little less manly than she'd like.
7. Working with as much logic as this pairing allows you, how would Omega and Remus hook up?
If you can consider situations like Omega forcibly raping Remus, or Remus getting drunk and mistaking Omega for Caboose 'pairing up,' I think there are plenty of logical ways they could do it.
8. If you were to write a song fic about Isamu and Sean, what song would you go with?
"I'm like a bird" by Nellie Fritata (No, I don't know how to spell her name and I'm not even going to try.) That's probably a sucky choice, but it's what I could think of.
9. Is there anything about Danni that Li finds attractive about him/her?
She kicks butt and takes names! Also, she apparently has a sense of humor buried somewhere under there, and she likes to annoy people for fun. Also, she is kinda sorta hot.
10. If Savannah really wanted to impress Kaa for a first date, where would they go?
Uh. To... see a stage adaptation of The Jungle Book? o.o? Afterwards, a dinner of small, fuzzy animals?
11. Isamu and Toph are in a disagreement. What's the disagreement, and how is it resolved?
They're arguing about which one of them is a bigger prick, and it's resolved by Isamu admitting that, yeah, he's a world-class prick.
12. What would make a more interesting fight, Li vs. Kaa or Savannah vs. Danni?
Savannah vs. Danni. Not because it'd be a good match, because I think that Danni would win hands down, but because catfights are always cool to watch.
13. If Li had to list three traits to describe Sean, what would he/she say?
He'd say that Sean is sensitive, brooding, and more than a little naive.
14. Caboose wants to comfort Hanatarou over a rough time he/she's been having. How does Caboose comfort him/her?
"You are a good person, and people say nice things about you." XD Or, he'd say stupid and somewhat-comforting things until Hana laughed.
15. Who would be the more likely one to initiate physical intimacy? Savannah or Toph? How far would they go on the first date?
UHH. Okay. Assuming that Savannah is not drunk and does indeed see Toph as being tomboyish enough to satisfy her manliness needs, I think she would initiate the physical intimacy. I doubt they'd even get to holding hands on a first date, though.
16. Sean just realized that Hanatarou and Danni had been in their underwear drawer and took their panties/boxers/any sort of underwear they own. How does Sean react?
Sean laughs about Hanatarou doing it. Danni... he feels somewhat confused and violated about that.
17. In relation to the first question, Basil, Danni, and Caboose are
organizing a surprise birthday party for Toph. Basil is in charge of the decorations, Danni is in charge of the food, and Caboose is in charge of the entertainment. How does the party turn out?
All of the decorations are bright red! But that's okay, because Toph is blind. Danni seems like the sort who sucks at cooking, so she orders in catering and everything is cool. Caboose has to look up the word "entertainment" but he doesn't realize that he doesn't own a dictionary and is trying to find the definition in a copy ofPride and Prejudice. That book has no entertainment value whatsoever, so he fails miserably. Basil and Danni have a backup plan, though - everyone plays "pin the missile on Omega". Which, Li can attest, is the most fun game in all the universe.
18. Savannah, Sean, and Remus get lost while camping, and find themselves hungry. They see an animal that's ready to be prepared and eat, but who would be more willing to hunt the animal and prepare it to be eat?
Sean and Remus are both werewolves, so they can hunt the animal and Savannah can prepare it!
19. Isamu just overhead a conversation going on between Basil and Toph, where Basil tells Toph that she's planning on back stabbing Savannah to steal Li away from him/her. How does Isamu feel about this, and what's s/he going to do about it?
Isamu does nothing because he is interested to see if the plan will work.
20. If Isamu and Omega were locked in a room together for 6 hours, what would happen?
ONE OF THEM WOULD DIE. I think it would be Omega, honestly.
21. Remus walks in on Hanatarou and Sean having sex. Remus's reaction?
"Oh! Ah... sorry! *turns and leaves*"
22. In a battle to the death between Caboose and Savannah, who would win?
Savannah, methinks. >_>
23. Sean is sick, and passes out in the middle of battle. Toph's reaction?
"... Wimp. HEY, SOMEBODY MOVE THIS GUY OUT OF THE WAY?"
24. Li is put under a spell and s/he falls madly in love with Basil. What does Basil do?
... Actually, that's how they got together in the first place.
25. Savannah and Isamu get drunk, make out, and fall asleep in bed together. What happens when they wake up?
You know, this isn't an entirely unrealistic proposition! I mean, they went on a date, right?
Anyway, Savannah would want to be all cuddly, and Isamu would go, "What? Get off of me." and Savannah's reaction would be like, "._."
26. Hanatarou catches Caboose and Kaa groping each other on camera. Who is more likely to beat the hell out of Hanatarou; Caboose, or Kaa? Or is Hanatarou more likely to beat one of them up?
Nobody beats anybody up. In fact, it's just as likely that Caboose would ask if Hana wants to join in.
27. Savannah forgot Danni's birthday. What happens?
Nothing, because they've never met. >_> Even if they were good friends, though, Danni doesn't seem like the type to make a big deal of her birthday.
28. Toph finds Basil tied to a bed. What happens?
Toph is like, "WTF, dude?" and then Basil goes, "Help, Isamu was feeding off of me and I died and he forgot to untie me and so left me here!" and then Toph would go, "You guys are strange." and untie him.
29. Omega and Remus switch bodies, and are stuck like that for a week. What do they do? What is everyone's reaction?
Omega-Remus goes on a killing spree! D: Many people die because they were totally not expecting someone like Remus to go all homicidal. Remus-boose sits around and reads. Nobody really notices him, except that future-Caboose's IQ goes up a few points for the experience.
30. Basil and Danni make a bet, and whoever loses has to clean the Underground in a pink frilly apron. Which one is likely to cheat so the other one loses?
Danni is more likely to cheat. Basil... doesn't mind the pink frilly apron that much, though.
31. Isamu dies. Kaa's reaction?
"Poor guy."
32. Hanatarou and Danni have sex. Whose most likely to brag about it?
Danni, because Hanatarou knows that if he even mentions that he has ever, EVER had any sexual encounters with ANYONE adjectives such as "weird" and "hilarious" will be applied to the situation.
33. Savannah and Basil are assigned to baby sit three children. The first child is very sensitive and bursts out into tears every time she's teased. The second one is a brat, keeps making messes, and keeps teasing the first child. The third child is an odd ball that sits in the corner talking about strange spirits and how s/he's "going to get them". What do Savannah and Basil do, and how do they get these kids under control?
Savannah kind of panicks at first, babbling about how she should be good at these things because she wants to have a family some day and eventually devolves into singing, which keeps the kids quiet for a little while. Basil is also quite distraught, but gives the first child hugs. This inspires Savannah to lock the second one in a room for time-out, while the first and third children play together. That goes okay, except that the third kid keeps wanting to play that Barbie is posessed by evil spirits that make her break up with Ken and try to eat the twins that Kelly is babysitting. The first child doesn't like this because she is playing Ken, and proceeds to cry. Basil gets interested and plays Kelly, who consoles Ken and everything is okay.
Meanwhile, Savannah comes in to take the second kid out of time-out, but finds the bedroom a mess. She's really angry at first, and starts singing showtunes as she cleans. The kid asks what she's singing, and she proceeds to tell him and he's like "OH, COOL" and she geeks about acting at him. He decides he wants to be an actor when he grows up.
34. Danni keeps asking Savannah out on a date, keeps getting rejected, and won't get the hint. What does Savannah do to make Danni get the hint?
Savannah goes out with Basil to prove that she is TOTALLY not a lesbian in any sense of the word.
35. Savannah and Omega go out to eat dinner with Sean, but when they arrive, they find that Sean is now dating Omega's ex-boyfriend/girlfriend, Li, someone that Savannah was completely unaware of. How do they react, and does dinner go well?
Firstly, the only way that Li would go out with Omega is if he wanted to make Basil jealous for some reason and mistook him for Caboose.
Secondly, Sean would not go out with Li because Li is a selfish prick. Also, Li has a phobia of werewolves. 'Nuff said.
Thirdly, Omega would have killed Savannah and eaten her brain on the way to the restaurant. Dinner goes very well, because Sean is treating and only has to pay for coffee and desert for Omega.
36. What would happen if Isamu told Danni, while drunk, that s/he wanted to have sex with her/him?
Danni would slap Isamu. Perhaps plasma grenades would also happen.
37. Danni just found out Omega's biggest secret, but Kaa keeps trying to get answers out of Danni for it. What is Omega's secret, and why would Kaa care so much to find out what it was?
Omega's secret is that he is a pussy. This is important to Kaa because he wants to keep Omega from killing everyone.
38. Omega dies. How does Savannah react?
"Who? ... Oh. Why do I care, again? ... Oh, okay. Yay?"
39. Basil, Hanatarou, and Remus are all on an airplane when they hear that somebody has taken the entire plane hostage and poses danger. What do these three do, individually or group-wise?
Remus is all, "We have to do something!" and Hana is all, "*SERIOUS BUSINESS ICON!*" to which Basil is like, "Aaaaah~! But what?" Then they all go to the cockpit, and find an unkempt, dark-haired hijacker sitting in the pilot seat. Upon recognizing the man, Remus exclaims, "SEVERUS! ON A PLANE!"
40. Danni arrives on Caboose's door step and reveals that s/he is pregnant with their child. How does Toph react?
Toph doesn't give a rat's ass.
41. Basil tells Li that s/he's been stalking him/her for a few months and the one that's been sending him/her all of those love letters and flowers they've been receiving lately. How does Li react?
Li jumps into Basil's arms and they live happily ever after.
42. Hanatarou has been depressed for the past few months and has threatened once or twice to commit suicide. What does Danni do?
Danni is like, "Quit being a retard! Suicide is a dumb idea! Plus, aren't you already dead?"