The Ultimate Game of Horrify the Twilight Noob

[cleolinda]

... in which I am schooled by my mother:

She was home at lunch talking about how she'd seen something on the news that morning about Catherine Hardwicke being fired, and she was all proud that she knew what was going on because she'd already heard it from me, and the conversation drifted towards Twilight stuff in general and how Pattinson-as-

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[lunylucy]

Seconded!

[keeta]

Would they, though? I mean, if Bella is supposed to be just a husk of a character for Twihards to squeeze themselves into, would they really want their Fantasy Vampire Boyfriend™ to fall for their baby? I don't think it's a big teen fantasy for the ideal guy to fall for you, father your child, and then go, "Whoops! I'm really in love with our baby." (Which sounds just like the Humbert Humbert scheme from Lolita, actually.) I think you'd see a lot more Twihards bashing Breaking Dawn if that was the case. And I can't believe I'm thinking this hard about it.

But that whole conversation was beautiful.

[queenmabwords]

Thirded!

[funniefriend]

I'm actually still laughing. Just, you know, smothering a giggle here and there.