Let's get stuff that takes up lots of room out of the way
It's a Pity Party and You're Invited!
STOP BEING DEPRESSED, STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT. YOU'RE DOING IT TO YOURSELF THIS TIME. YOU DO IT TO YOURSELF EVERY YEAR THIS TIME OF YEAR.
Speaking of Never Getting Married
From audheim: The Anti-Wedding.
How You Know Sister Girl Is an Adult Now:
"I'd really like a mixer for Christmas."
More Tales of Cleo the Quick Study:
"Which color mixer do you like the best? I kind of like the cornflower, the ice blue, the reef blue--"
"Ice blue."
"--the grape, and the--"
"Ice blue."
"--surf green."
"Ice blue. I would get ice blue."
"Really?"
"It's light, it's the most neutral of the colors you liked, and it'll help the kitchen feel more open than if you pick a dark or deep color."
"Hmm. Maybe I will, then, maybe I'll go with--"
"ICE BLUE."
HEY IT'S A MEME
On the twelfth day of Christmas, cleolinda sent to me...
Twelve dolls drumming
Eleven blogs piping
Ten biographies a-leaping
Nine linguistics dancing
Eight werewolves a-milking
Seven books a-writing
Six movies a-publishing
Five fa-a-a-airy tales
Four virtual pets
Three movie scores
Two short stories
...and a cloverfield in a sleeping beauty.
By the way, I finally broke down and fulfilled my destiny on this earth:
STOP BEING DEPRESSED, STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT. YOU'RE DOING IT TO YOURSELF THIS TIME. YOU DO IT TO YOURSELF EVERY YEAR THIS TIME OF YEAR.
Speaking of Never Getting Married
From audheim: The Anti-Wedding.
How You Know Sister Girl Is an Adult Now:
"I'd really like a mixer for Christmas."
More Tales of Cleo the Quick Study:
"Which color mixer do you like the best? I kind of like the cornflower, the ice blue, the reef blue--"
"Ice blue."
"--the grape, and the--"
"Ice blue."
"--surf green."
"Ice blue. I would get ice blue."
"Really?"
"It's light, it's the most neutral of the colors you liked, and it'll help the kitchen feel more open than if you pick a dark or deep color."
"Hmm. Maybe I will, then, maybe I'll go with--"
"ICE BLUE."
HEY IT'S A MEME
On the twelfth day of Christmas, cleolinda sent to me...
Twelve dolls drumming
Eleven blogs piping
Ten biographies a-leaping
Nine linguistics dancing
Eight werewolves a-milking
Seven books a-writing
Six movies a-publishing
Five fa-a-a-airy tales
Four virtual pets
Three movie scores
Two short stories
...and a cloverfield in a sleeping beauty.
By the way, I finally broke down and fulfilled my destiny on this earth: