So Surprise Gender Swap Twilight was a thing that happened

[cleolinda]

I may write an overall summary later, but for now, here is the complete livetweet/discussion (seven days over two weeks) of Twilight Reimagined: Life and Death. The last day is in two parts, because unexpectedly there as A DIVERGENCE and I had to recap the last three chapters twice over. And one of those chapters was an UNBELIEVABLE epilogue that

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[cleolinda]

That's the thing, though, she DIDN'T continue it with the parents. Charlie and Renée remain the same. And since dads could/did get custody sometimes... I'm not sure why she just REALLY wanted to do that.

[cleolinda]

That's what I'm saying, the mom continues to be the main-custody parent. Bella/Beau leave Renée in Phoenix to go live with Charlie in Forks, that's not changed at all.

[tabbyclaw]

My browser froze up partway through The Last Bit, You Know The One and refused to load any more tweets for several minutes. It literally broke the internet for me.

[rissa333]

Ah, the Rise and Fall of the Roman Vampire. slayed me.

Thanks for enduring this shitty universe yet again, for our entertainment.

[kirsdarke]

FINALLY I got to read the ending! (I missed the last day's tweeting because real life.) Oh, my God, how horrifying. It's like Meyer was feeling nostalgic for the way everybody lost their shit over "Breaking Dawn" the first time around and was like, "Hmm, how can we recapture that?"

I wish I had money to put in your tip jar. You deserve compensation for your pain and suffering.

[janetlin]

Bless your heart, you brave soul.