So I saw Breaking Dawn (Part Two, Some More, Whatever)

[cleolinda]

@cleolinda: #leavingthehouseomg #sparkledammerung

@cleolinda: These gifs express my feelings on the bittersweet ending of the Twilight movies.

@cleolinda: An hour early was not early enough. Line all the way through the building to the back door. Forgot one does not simply walk into Twilight.

@cleolinda: The line has now doubled all the way

Comments

[ladysugarquill]

I think this is a spoiler zone, but just in case -

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I have many thoughts on this film, but the main one is: Who the fuck thought that creepy-ass computer baby was a good idea? D:

Otherwise, it was fun. Sometimes even intentionally! :D My friends were freaking out and crying at the end - to my confused looks, they don't really like Twilight - while I was celebrating each gory death. Too bad that after the second main character killed I knew it was all a vision.

Aro is magnificent. And Dakota Fanning should star in all the things.

One more thing - this legit happened at the end in the cinema I went:

credits: "Taylor Lautner as Jacob Black"
audience: *applause, catcalls, ovation*
credits: "Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen"
audience: *applause, screams, shouts"
credits: "Kirsten Stewart as Bella Swan"
audience: ...
audience: *explodes into laughter*

It was amazing.

[litlover12]

Aro's creepy and unhinged laugh was probably THE single most creepy and unhinged laugh that anyone has ever laughed. I can't wait until the RiffTrax guys tackle that one.

[particle_person]

The GRAMPA VAMPIRE LAUGH! Yes!

[cleolinda]

God, is there a gif of this somewhere on Tumblr? WHY CAN I NOT REMEMBER WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE?

[cleolinda]

HOLY SHIT

http://vale19.tumblr.com/post/36010227963/aro-fangirling

[particle_person]

I KNOW, RIGHT? Aro does the scariest "come, let's meet your grandpa" scene ever.

AIR I NEED AIR

[starnightmuse]

I feel that some tiny part of my brain probably became terrified at that clip.

98% percent of me? was laughing SO HARD I was coughing GASPING FOR AIR at some point.

I watched it two or three times more to see if it was just initial shock... no; still laughing my lungs out at it.

it's the most bizarre hilarious laugh I ever seen.

which makes me SO glad my sister is going to watch the movie on her own- because If I had to be there with her, I KNOW I will lose it at this scene and she will rip me to pieces.

I also think I just found what I'll watch every time I get the major sadness over things.

[encarmencita]

I will never see the movie but that clip made me laugh so loud the people who live in the apartment above me stomped on the floor.

[padparadscha]

I am SO EXCITED to have Michael Sheen around again. This is why. ALL THE LOVE TO YOU, COUNT FABULOUS.

[cleolinda]

I know that I loved it when he did it, but I cannot for the life of me actually visualize it in my head again. Like, I have this blank spot in my memory labeled Totally Awesome Aro Reaction to Renesmee. In fact, I have a ton of spots like that. I have no idea where my brain was Friday night.

[litlover12]

Just imagine the most unhinged laugh you can possibly imagine, and then take it to the tenth power. That'll be pretty close.

[ladysugarquill]

I think it's when he sees Reneesme? He does this strange noise, like a mix of a squeak and a laugh.

Still, we'll see clips of it on tumblr eventually. I HAVE FOUND THE TUMBLR POST:

http://vale19.tumblr.com/post/36010227963/aro-fangirling

[cleolinda]

AHAHAHAHA

Okay, I gotta ask: am I the only person who thought he had a distinct resemblance to Mickey Mouse in this whole sequence?

[cmdr_zoom]

Who's the leader of the club
That murders you and me?
V OL T
U R I
M O U S E

[txvoodoo]

I haven't seen any of these movies, not even for the lulz. But seeing that gif, um... did someone take the part of "Interview with the Vampire" that everyone laughed at back then, and redo it? AKA Teatre des Vampires?

[litlover12]

Oh, awesome, there it is!

And HOLY CRAP IT'S EVEN CREEPIER THAN I REMEMBERED.

The best thing about this whole sorry franchise is Michael Sheen having an absolute blast.