Best day EVER
Okay, so it's Good Friday, and Jesus Christ died today. I appreciate that and all, but I seriously have had the best day in my entire life. Hadley and I 'raconte' for you now.
hokay, so...
We wake up in the morning to have some pretty dang delicious toast. Avec raspberry jam. And decent cafe. and delicous oj. no big deal.
then, brush the toofers, peace out hostel. We find the first item on our scavenger hunt de mason as soon as we exit. amazing.
then we get delicious bottled water and go to the bus tour. we sit atop and have our lovely locks blow through the fine irish 'vent' (that's wind in the france). we see some cool stuffs. exit 'le bus' and devour fish and chips-irish style (duh). return to hostel to resuit for the elements. promener (walk) to bus again. remount. sit in back (like the cool kids). poor crippled guy take picture (lose points). ((but hes cute, so its okay)). dismount at zoo. make out with zoo. shake it like a polaroid pictures avec penguins. sealion (yes it is one word in the ireland) eats bird. go to africalioness pees on lion. he sniffs intently. spoon/creams myself. we see some bongos and dik diks. bush hogs join along. no big deal, still. rhinos. hippo. (seriously you all, they're fucking fat). they should have played with their kegs. and there was a petrified one. seriously, it was like a stuffed hippo because it never moved. once. african antelope type thing. zebras. mmm less-than-cool giraffes. but that's because they don't put their food in a tree, and fucking darwinism is killing their species. fucking kangaroos. donuts. FROM TIM HORTONS. we each got 3 (that's a dozen, but they don't say 'le dozen' in the ireland). tease exotic animals avec les donuts. chimps butts get pink when they're 'willing and ready'. MONKEY SEX, WE SEE. the hottest 5 seconds ever. exit sans sweet zoo shirt, but we run, hence we're useful.
oh! and we saw the Wellington Monument, which was to represent beating Napoleon at Waterloo. Yeah right, Napoleon didn't even show up. It was the other fucker who lost it. Please put Napoleon Bonaparte won. He won.--Hadley. I mean, don't fucking put a guy on the island. YOU'RE GONNA LOSE!
remount bus to where they say, hey fuckers, peace. Get some pretty fucking awesome Irish gifts. over 100 euro (collectively among 3 ppl) = free Irish dance CD. Yeah, I'm learning how to jig. Eat at Eddie Rockets. Orgasm. We keep them in business. Depart.
Operation: Ice Age 2. A) best movie theater EVER. B) best dang movie ever. Opposum keeps eyes on you. DAMN. (where only the Americans laughed). Puddled formed of cream.
Now we wait until les pubs open because it's JC day. Peace out nukka.
hokay, so...
We wake up in the morning to have some pretty dang delicious toast. Avec raspberry jam. And decent cafe. and delicous oj. no big deal.
then, brush the toofers, peace out hostel. We find the first item on our scavenger hunt de mason as soon as we exit. amazing.
then we get delicious bottled water and go to the bus tour. we sit atop and have our lovely locks blow through the fine irish 'vent' (that's wind in the france). we see some cool stuffs. exit 'le bus' and devour fish and chips-irish style (duh). return to hostel to resuit for the elements. promener (walk) to bus again. remount. sit in back (like the cool kids). poor crippled guy take picture (lose points). ((but hes cute, so its okay)). dismount at zoo. make out with zoo. shake it like a polaroid pictures avec penguins. sealion (yes it is one word in the ireland) eats bird. go to africalioness pees on lion. he sniffs intently. spoon/creams myself. we see some bongos and dik diks. bush hogs join along. no big deal, still. rhinos. hippo. (seriously you all, they're fucking fat). they should have played with their kegs. and there was a petrified one. seriously, it was like a stuffed hippo because it never moved. once. african antelope type thing. zebras. mmm less-than-cool giraffes. but that's because they don't put their food in a tree, and fucking darwinism is killing their species. fucking kangaroos. donuts. FROM TIM HORTONS. we each got 3 (that's a dozen, but they don't say 'le dozen' in the ireland). tease exotic animals avec les donuts. chimps butts get pink when they're 'willing and ready'. MONKEY SEX, WE SEE. the hottest 5 seconds ever. exit sans sweet zoo shirt, but we run, hence we're useful.
oh! and we saw the Wellington Monument, which was to represent beating Napoleon at Waterloo. Yeah right, Napoleon didn't even show up. It was the other fucker who lost it. Please put Napoleon Bonaparte won. He won.--Hadley. I mean, don't fucking put a guy on the island. YOU'RE GONNA LOSE!
remount bus to where they say, hey fuckers, peace. Get some pretty fucking awesome Irish gifts. over 100 euro (collectively among 3 ppl) = free Irish dance CD. Yeah, I'm learning how to jig. Eat at Eddie Rockets. Orgasm. We keep them in business. Depart.
Operation: Ice Age 2. A) best movie theater EVER. B) best dang movie ever. Opposum keeps eyes on you. DAMN. (where only the Americans laughed). Puddled formed of cream.
Now we wait until les pubs open because it's JC day. Peace out nukka.