Blame it on Michelle
Her's was funny. Mine probably isn't but since I am so far behind on my goal to write everyday, I have decided to fill my journal with fluff for the time being. La la la la la.
1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4: "Yep," Lon sputtered, a spindle of drool sliding from his chin. (Gotta love Barry Trotter And The Unauthorized Parody by Michael Gerber)
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first? The Clay calendar. I know, big surprise it's right by my desk. So what if the pages stick together! And no, I didn't buy it! I have like ten of them since EVERYONE and their brother bought it for me last Christmas.
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV? CNN footage of the hurricane.
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is: 345 am
5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time? 857 pm! I was way off!
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Muffled voices through the floor.
7: When did you last step outside? I just got out of the car, does this count? I stepped out of it.
8: What were you doing? Coming back from JFK. Charlie and I just dropped off Chris and Anna at jetBlue. You know what's really cool? You can spell Anna's name backwards and it still spells Anna.
9: What are you wearing? Ugly brown bowling shoes, flying pig sox, jeans that make me itch, a white tee shirt I got for five bucks, and a pink & beige stripped blazer.
10: Did you dream last night? Yeah, they were quite disturbing. My friend, Scott, turned into the 40 Year-old Virgin.
11: When did you last laugh? Like two seconds ago. Not sure of the reason though.
12: Seen anything weird lately? No, but now you scared me into thinking I will if I open these blinds up...
13: What do you think of this quiz? It's not a quiz and my answers are getting lamer as I do this.
14: What is the last film you saw? Ray. F-ing amazing.
15: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first? I would go to the store tomorrow and get some Ding-All. I've been meaning to get it for the past two months. Maybe if I had more than three dollars in my wallet I would be motivated enough to fix my board.
16: Tell me something about you that I don't know: When I repeat, I now start with Hear You Me by Jimmy Eat World. It sure beats Jingle Bells.
17: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? I can't compete with Michelle's answer: Drain out all the oil to someplace good, and then sink the Middle East into the sea.
18: Do you like to dance? Would you like to see the dance I made up to Don't Cha? Here here here, sit in this chair and let me get on a zip up hoodie...
19: George Bush: lives in the White House.
20: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Schuyler Joel
21: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Preston
22: Would you ever consider living abroad? I did. Then I never filled out the application.
m~u~s~i~c
1) Using song names or bands, spell out your name.
Keeping The Faith
Andy Williams
Touch
Hilary Duff
Rhinestone Cowboy
You Can't Always Get What You Want
Neil Diamond
2) Have you ever had a song written about you? Yes, Scott played me the song he wrote me one afternoon. I totally loved it until the part he started screaming I was a lying cheating whore. So not called for.
3) What song makes you cry? Hero- Enrique Iglesias
4) What song makes you happy? Everybody- Backstreet Boys
5) What do you like to listen to before bed? Nothing. I need absolute quiet. How else am I supposed to hear activity in my room?
r~i~g~h~t~n~o~w Hey, it’s your tomorrow…
What color is the underwear that you are wearing? I actually checked and then I was like, no one should care.
What song are you listening to right now? Hands Down- Dashboard Confessional
What taste is in your mouth? Cinnamon...yeah, totally licked that trail!...okay no I didn't, it's just gum.
What's the weather like now? Muggy. (Pass the Mug!)
How are you? Can't complain...okay, yes I can...
Have a bad habit? Pssshhh, like I have bad habits...
Like to drive? Yeah! Why? You wanna go somewhere? I can totally drive us to Provo, Utah if you wanna go.
1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4: "Yep," Lon sputtered, a spindle of drool sliding from his chin. (Gotta love Barry Trotter And The Unauthorized Parody by Michael Gerber)
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first? The Clay calendar. I know, big surprise it's right by my desk. So what if the pages stick together! And no, I didn't buy it! I have like ten of them since EVERYONE and their brother bought it for me last Christmas.
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV? CNN footage of the hurricane.
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is: 345 am
5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time? 857 pm! I was way off!
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Muffled voices through the floor.
7: When did you last step outside? I just got out of the car, does this count? I stepped out of it.
8: What were you doing? Coming back from JFK. Charlie and I just dropped off Chris and Anna at jetBlue. You know what's really cool? You can spell Anna's name backwards and it still spells Anna.
9: What are you wearing? Ugly brown bowling shoes, flying pig sox, jeans that make me itch, a white tee shirt I got for five bucks, and a pink & beige stripped blazer.
10: Did you dream last night? Yeah, they were quite disturbing. My friend, Scott, turned into the 40 Year-old Virgin.
11: When did you last laugh? Like two seconds ago. Not sure of the reason though.
12: Seen anything weird lately? No, but now you scared me into thinking I will if I open these blinds up...
13: What do you think of this quiz? It's not a quiz and my answers are getting lamer as I do this.
14: What is the last film you saw? Ray. F-ing amazing.
15: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first? I would go to the store tomorrow and get some Ding-All. I've been meaning to get it for the past two months. Maybe if I had more than three dollars in my wallet I would be motivated enough to fix my board.
16: Tell me something about you that I don't know: When I repeat, I now start with Hear You Me by Jimmy Eat World. It sure beats Jingle Bells.
17: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? I can't compete with Michelle's answer: Drain out all the oil to someplace good, and then sink the Middle East into the sea.
18: Do you like to dance? Would you like to see the dance I made up to Don't Cha? Here here here, sit in this chair and let me get on a zip up hoodie...
19: George Bush: lives in the White House.
20: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Schuyler Joel
21: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Preston
22: Would you ever consider living abroad? I did. Then I never filled out the application.
m~u~s~i~c
1) Using song names or bands, spell out your name.
Keeping The Faith
Andy Williams
Touch
Hilary Duff
Rhinestone Cowboy
You Can't Always Get What You Want
Neil Diamond
2) Have you ever had a song written about you? Yes, Scott played me the song he wrote me one afternoon. I totally loved it until the part he started screaming I was a lying cheating whore. So not called for.
3) What song makes you cry? Hero- Enrique Iglesias
4) What song makes you happy? Everybody- Backstreet Boys
5) What do you like to listen to before bed? Nothing. I need absolute quiet. How else am I supposed to hear activity in my room?
r~i~g~h~t~n~o~w Hey, it’s your tomorrow…
What color is the underwear that you are wearing? I actually checked and then I was like, no one should care.
What song are you listening to right now? Hands Down- Dashboard Confessional
What taste is in your mouth? Cinnamon...yeah, totally licked that trail!...okay no I didn't, it's just gum.
What's the weather like now? Muggy. (Pass the Mug!)
How are you? Can't complain...okay, yes I can...
Have a bad habit? Pssshhh, like I have bad habits...
Like to drive? Yeah! Why? You wanna go somewhere? I can totally drive us to Provo, Utah if you wanna go.