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Sep 09, 2008 20:55

1. When selling an item, don't give preference to a girl just because you found out via Facebook that she's smoking hot.  In all likelihood, she'll send you sporadic text messages, blow you off multiple times, make flighty excuses, and break your heart.

2.  When re-listing said item because the hot chick bailed, and a kid that you played t-ball/went to college with emails you about it, set aside all of the socially awkward moments you've shared with this kid throughout the years.  Gotta make that paper.

3.  Don't fall for this shit:

OK THANKS you VERY MUCH FOR  YOUR RESPOND I WILL LIKE TO PAY YOU $300
FOR THE ITEM OK BECAUSE I NO THAT ANOTHER BUYER WOULD HAVE OFFER YOU
MORE THAN THIS BEFORE BECAUSE OF LIKENESS YOU REPLY ME OK BUT I WILL
PAY FOR SHIPPING THAT YOU WILL USE TO SHIP THE ITEM TO ADDRESS.BUT IT
IS MY FRIEND SON I WANT TO BUY IT FOR AS A GIFT .I WILL PAY YOU $100
FOR SHIPPING I HOPE THAT AMOUNT IS OKAY FOR IT KINDLY GET BACK TO ME
WITH YOUR PAY PAL EMAIL ADDRESS I CAN SEND THE PAYMENT ASAP OK THAN KS
FOR YOUR RESPOND HAVE A NICE DAY.
KINDLY GET BACK TO ME ASAP WITH YOUR PAYPAL EMAIL ADDRESS

4.  Don't get discouraged when a number of people email you 'trying to get that iphone' when your ad is very clearly for an ipod.

5.  "Enviado desde mi iPod".  Regardless of whatever languages you've previously studied...whether it be at the pre-preschool level or from that first Rosetta Stone CD you couldn't surpass, limit your transactions to your native language.  Craigslist is a shady enough place as it is, don't muddy the waters with potentially fatal "Lost In Translation" moments.

6.  Don't fall for the old "The terrorists hate our freedom.  I fight the terrorists.  Let me scam you." approach.

Thanks for the response,i want to buy the item ASAP,i would have wanted to take a look at it,but am on national duty in the middle east. Its a gift am shipping to my brother who works in west Africa. I will include an extra $145 for shipping in the payment due to its urgency. I will pay you through paypal, get back to me as soon as you can. If you have a paypal account send me a money request of the total and i'll make the payment,if not you can easily sign up for paypal it free.waiting to hear from you.
This is my paypal account email- stephdawson1@live.com

7.  Keep your transaction public, and your shiv handy.
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