675 Dollar Booze
Ahhh.. My Saturday...BUt let's get past Friday first.
(I WILL LEARN AND DO THAT CUT/ PAST THING WITH THIS HUGE ENTRY!!!!) SOMEONE TEACH ME PLEASE!!!
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Friday Night... (my own reminder, dad owes me 825 dollars)
I gave everyone rolls of new nickels after my last day at Communist Bank! WOOO!!! BEtter JOB AND MORE PAY at CITICAPITAL! These new nickels are not worth 5 cents though, they are worth anywhere from 5.5-10 cents each! How? WHy? People are morons! These might be less-circulated then most nickels, but there still will be over 10,000,000 of them! AND THEY ARE UGLY!...ehhh .. whatever.. I can get them for $2.00 a roll so blah!
Shortly after, laetha offers me a Bloody Mary from a new mix she got. I loves me bloody mary's, so I gave it a shot. Well, I appreciated the thought and purchase, but the mix tasted like soup no matter how much water, vodka / other we put in it. Oh well. Let everyone try some more!!! Please!
We then went to Famouse Dave's BBQ. We sat at a round table, I had some ducks on my head(literally from the wall...i'm serious!), and we all ordered basically only entrees since we all weren;t too hungry for some reason.
---The table next to us had an infant.---
This infant cried. We tolerated it. The infant didn't stop crying for 20 minutes. We tolerated it. The infant was still crying in weird fabricated chirp/hiccups cries just to hear itself. We wondered why the parents weren't doing anything. Even more time passed. They finally got up and left, and several people at our table clapped! A few seconds later, a black man and his Gf/wife whatever congratulated us on our opions expressed calmly un such a matter.
----------- Ah, clapping for the departure of crying infants uniting all races together for the hatred of inconsiderate parents!
We then went to the movies. We were only able to get tickets for an 11;30 showing of hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. Yay! I passed out on a couch until it started. fimpy didn't get caught trying to by discount senior tickets this time.. hehehe.
I attempted to watch this movie. I drifted in to and out of consciousness despite being compressed and contorted in postions not suitable for long durations of movie watching. The problem with this is that it didn't do it for me as a SF flick, and it jsut wasn't as funny as a movie like spaceballs. If SF (you know, Sci-fi, ahem... Science Fiction) is your main goal, cool! I like that! SOme are done well, some are not. SF comedy... hey@ you're a spoof! You better be funny as shit or i'm going to bed (or doing something else) This movie... Uh, couldn;t do either.... so.. the simple way i rate movies..
Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy:
Dollar worth near me. 9.25
Dollar the movie is worth to me. 0.02
Will I rent it? No
rental cost near me. 6.47
Will I watch it on HBO 2 years from now? No
Hbo cost near me 19.99 a month.
Will I watch it on CAble 4 years from now No.
Cable cost near me. 39.99
Total worth:
0.02
Why? Uhm.. i found only 2 things mildly entertaining... Idea slappers, and some drink better than alcohol.
ANyway, got back to the Laetha/FImpy place in a cramped car with sxeraven as the seatbelt for three (which she usually is in 6 in car type situations).. and pretty much went to sleep.
FRIDAY NIGHT OVER
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Saturday...
Got up, showered, and went to starbucks. sxeraven got a coookie that had M&M's on the oustide. I pretended to freak out (in retropsect to the Aviator... a movie that i consider were watching at leat once when you aren't tired or drunk...) I ordered a CHai latte. Apprantly, my insanity created a drink 10x better than a Hot Toddy simply because I thought Chai was supposed to be in them! Oh Well!
I was rainy, like last time... Club Vice was mentioned and pondered, like last time. Jibby called a couple of times, like last time. We were on the way to AC, like last time.
Borgata... My home / my castle / my anal probing, cold spiked gauntlet fisting, generous Nutcracker... yet i keep going back! ehehe! It is better than me! It deserves my money!
Crowded as hell on a Saturday. We were able to sit donw at a 25 dollar Black Jack table. We bought in. We lose many hands ina a row. I place a 30 dollar bet, got a pair of 8's. Then another one shows up, then another! Then another, but you can't spilt so i had a 16 and hit an busted there. The next card was a 3, so I had an 11, and had to double down. The other cards were a 10, a 10 and a BUST!... I came ahead on that hand, but seeing 30 dollars become so large was kinda annoying to me. We lost several more hand after that and decided to leave, DOWN!!!!
We wandered over to Spanish 21... (a black Jack derivative WITH NO 10's, but offers "perks" to replace such a disadvantage to the player) a game who's philosophy is more debatable than what is the best religion? Me? I believe it is more entertaining than 21, since there are many options, but I am still pondering if Doble down after 2 cards / surrendering / 21 = instant win / deal stays on soft 17 is better than 10's! those tens mean something! THen again, I have seen the "PERKS" pay out more consistently... ehh... stupid probability.
Alcohol.... drinks are free in a casino. It is nice to tip the large-breasted, beautiful, scantly clad waitresses at least a dollar though. SOmetimes, if you pay up front, they will walk off and not bring you anything and blame it on the next one. hehehe. I wonder if there is tip sharing, or they get what they make. You deliver 50 drinks an hour, or get some drunk wealthy bastard, and hey! You make over 400 a day in an 8 hour shift! (now that I think about it... there may be tip sharing.. that is a fucking lot of money to be making) That is for being pretty and NOT stripping! GAHH! Is there a male version of this? I will start out slow, get the surgery to look prettier and make more wihtin 2 months, and then make more!!! Think about it... the idea is EGOTISM at its best! Holy Crap!...
The two of us had around a bajillion drinks, and each one got stronger and stronger.. At one point I had to stop drinking because I knew the casino was trying to get us drunk. No fucking Pina coloda in the world is that strong!...
We were both having a good time. The people around us were cool too!
THEN.... We were winning too much... THEY SENT DAVE AFTER US.
Dave.. "hi folks. blab baklbalabjabaljbajabababajalajbjba
8 losing hands later...
I can;t take much more of this...
....more losign
ARRRHG!! I'm hungry.. let's go
>>>>>>>Insert SUB TOPIC <<<<<
I asked for a comp... gto 30 bucks for the noodle hut, then proceeded to wait on the wrong line. We are not black card holders (yet) but we decided we were important enough to wait on line with them. I checked out a few clubs to see if the lines were shorter... no food was being served. >>>Insert sub topic here <<<<<
I found a pit boss and asked if my comp was transferable to anothe restaurant, it is, but, with gigantic lines, what is the point?
We went to the craps table. It was an ultranegative table.. SOme guy bet 500 dollars against me on the DOn't pass bar. I didn't pass. I rolled again after a turn or so. I lost. I lost again, and the next time, I bet against myself and won! Imagine betting on your failure!
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It is like, "Gee, should I study for my final, or should I get drunk and hack furniture with a machete? Well, If I fail, I only get an A+ for the course. If I study, I could get a C or an E. FURNITURE CHOPPING IT IS THEN!!!"
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I managed to waste 200 there.
Hey look! Spanish 21 is up!
Why is there only 1 person sitting at, oh... that is DAve's table.
The old women gets a black jack.. thenanther one.. then wins a few more times...
Dave, you make us nervous.
He teases us with a win or 3 ....
then... the ultraviolence..... The final nut crunching.... Time to go home... *why did I buy in for more?*
Still, all in all... it was a good time in AC. IT could have been better, it could have been worse, but THis day is a good day to have in the memories of Clark Westfield.
Besides, I improved someone's tolerance of Gambling. hehehe..
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Significant points / questions...
Light.. If light were drawn, it wouldn't be in the shape of Trogdars, in Space or under gravity. Light is affected by gravity since it can be EATEn by a black hole. Its shape would most likely be surprisingly 1 dimensional. IT would be a line! How can light exist without moving at the speed of its name? THink about it for a second... It doesn't have all the properties of a wave, so what the hell would it be doing otherwise? It exists by moving... even frozen in absolute 0 or in a ficticious camera that could record its speed, it should be a blurry, one dimensional line! YAY!
Reincarnation..
Hey! It is an interesting take on the after life... here are some sub questions..
Are humans the only sentient beings in the universe?
Are there multiple universes? (the mulitverse theory)
If you die, do you start a new, random life, on earth, as the same species, exaclty when you passed on?
Can you transfer to different species?
How about different times? Like respawning at the same time, an earlier time, or a later time?
Could you respawn in another universe?
Is your soul bound to whatever you become?
Is that the true test of one's character?
Can you actually interact with your former selves (or current selves) and not know it but feel it?
Can your gender switch too?
Can you degrade to viruses, bacteria, fungi, plants...etc?
Young guys = can't really control erections all the time. Sometimes it gets hard because it is bored and wants attention.
Old guys = you want it to get hard, but it denies you. Medicine can take care of that nowadays.
Masturbation = you feel a build up and need a release (unless you are lucky enough to have a partner.. and then it COULD be more significant than that) Sometimes, you do it because you are bored. Sometimes, you do it in the morning because you have more blood down there then. Maybe you like orgasms!!!! There are millions of reasons to masturbate! But, it all boils down to... Masturbation is all well and good until you realize........ you are fucking yourself! (hehehe... that isn't my quote) Still, Sex, making love, fucking, all beat the shit out of this!!!
If you don't, or realize you have stopped... understand this... Our minds regulate hormone level.. or do hormone levels regulate or minds? BOTH? THAT MAKES SENSE! OVARIES are larger than TESTEs, and thus, i would have to say that women SHOULD actually have more Hormones and more of a drive than that of men. Granted, their drives do ramp up until their forties, but everyone STILL has URges.
WHY / HOW? Multiple orgasmS! As a dude, you can have one, but your refractory period is about 10 times that of a woman. A DRY Orgasm for a dude is also not too fun. Go ahead, see how many times you can do it in an hour. I bet on the woman with one functioning ovary and a working clit that she can reach the BIG-O more times than you! even look at the average duration of orgasm time! Women require more time, but once they get going, they techinically have no reasone to stop (unless they get tired, chaffed, or bored..but their bodies can jsut go on and on...)
Think of monkeys and group sex. Chimpanzees have HUGE NADS! My former Psych 385 teacher illustrated in graphic detail that this is becasue of female promiscuity in the tribe. You would think the Alpha male gets all the fun, but nope! There is still plenty of room for beta, gamma, delta, epsilon, and such. They jsut have to bide their time.
Quick recap...
Having a uterus sucks! yeah, you can give birth to babies, but the torment is not worth it! Think about it... Hysterectomy... Hysteria... misogenistic (too tired to spell check now) males of the 19th century were rigth to thinking that the uterus was the casue for every woman's demensia. I would be demented too if i had one of those! heheeh.
Look at the history of the dildo. (uhm, the first vibrating ones) They were used to pacify "insane" women instead of giving them drugs. (more sentecnes forgotten due to lack of sleep)
If you lose all you drive, get checked out! Endocrinologist, internists, balh balh.. and psychiatrists can all help you find out what is wrong.. and having a drive is a sign you are healthy. If you get punched in the nose, and lose your sense of taste, wouldn't you want it back? Sometimes, you have to wait, sometimes you may need medicine or surgery. Take advantage of any health plan you have!
Gambling is a lot of fun! Don't get addicted, and only lose money you don't need! Know when you won enough and walk away! try not to drink too much when gambling as well! You can't be that bad if you do it 8-10 times a year. Hey, people smoke 8 cigarettes a day! And there is nothig stopping you from
online gambling.. (though, I think that is as smart as putting your hand in a blender on Liquify and trying to stop the blade!)
OTERH STUFF TOOO!!!!
TIREDNESS HURTING BRAIN!!!!
Good night everyone!!!
(I WILL LEARN AND DO THAT CUT/ PAST THING WITH THIS HUGE ENTRY!!!!) SOMEONE TEACH ME PLEASE!!!
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Friday Night... (my own reminder, dad owes me 825 dollars)
I gave everyone rolls of new nickels after my last day at Communist Bank! WOOO!!! BEtter JOB AND MORE PAY at CITICAPITAL! These new nickels are not worth 5 cents though, they are worth anywhere from 5.5-10 cents each! How? WHy? People are morons! These might be less-circulated then most nickels, but there still will be over 10,000,000 of them! AND THEY ARE UGLY!...ehhh .. whatever.. I can get them for $2.00 a roll so blah!
Shortly after, laetha offers me a Bloody Mary from a new mix she got. I loves me bloody mary's, so I gave it a shot. Well, I appreciated the thought and purchase, but the mix tasted like soup no matter how much water, vodka / other we put in it. Oh well. Let everyone try some more!!! Please!
We then went to Famouse Dave's BBQ. We sat at a round table, I had some ducks on my head(literally from the wall...i'm serious!), and we all ordered basically only entrees since we all weren;t too hungry for some reason.
---The table next to us had an infant.---
This infant cried. We tolerated it. The infant didn't stop crying for 20 minutes. We tolerated it. The infant was still crying in weird fabricated chirp/hiccups cries just to hear itself. We wondered why the parents weren't doing anything. Even more time passed. They finally got up and left, and several people at our table clapped! A few seconds later, a black man and his Gf/wife whatever congratulated us on our opions expressed calmly un such a matter.
----------- Ah, clapping for the departure of crying infants uniting all races together for the hatred of inconsiderate parents!
We then went to the movies. We were only able to get tickets for an 11;30 showing of hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. Yay! I passed out on a couch until it started. fimpy didn't get caught trying to by discount senior tickets this time.. hehehe.
I attempted to watch this movie. I drifted in to and out of consciousness despite being compressed and contorted in postions not suitable for long durations of movie watching. The problem with this is that it didn't do it for me as a SF flick, and it jsut wasn't as funny as a movie like spaceballs. If SF (you know, Sci-fi, ahem... Science Fiction) is your main goal, cool! I like that! SOme are done well, some are not. SF comedy... hey@ you're a spoof! You better be funny as shit or i'm going to bed (or doing something else) This movie... Uh, couldn;t do either.... so.. the simple way i rate movies..
Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy:
Dollar worth near me. 9.25
Dollar the movie is worth to me. 0.02
Will I rent it? No
rental cost near me. 6.47
Will I watch it on HBO 2 years from now? No
Hbo cost near me 19.99 a month.
Will I watch it on CAble 4 years from now No.
Cable cost near me. 39.99
Total worth:
0.02
Why? Uhm.. i found only 2 things mildly entertaining... Idea slappers, and some drink better than alcohol.
ANyway, got back to the Laetha/FImpy place in a cramped car with sxeraven as the seatbelt for three (which she usually is in 6 in car type situations).. and pretty much went to sleep.
FRIDAY NIGHT OVER
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Saturday...
Got up, showered, and went to starbucks. sxeraven got a coookie that had M&M's on the oustide. I pretended to freak out (in retropsect to the Aviator... a movie that i consider were watching at leat once when you aren't tired or drunk...) I ordered a CHai latte. Apprantly, my insanity created a drink 10x better than a Hot Toddy simply because I thought Chai was supposed to be in them! Oh Well!
I was rainy, like last time... Club Vice was mentioned and pondered, like last time. Jibby called a couple of times, like last time. We were on the way to AC, like last time.
Borgata... My home / my castle / my anal probing, cold spiked gauntlet fisting, generous Nutcracker... yet i keep going back! ehehe! It is better than me! It deserves my money!
Crowded as hell on a Saturday. We were able to sit donw at a 25 dollar Black Jack table. We bought in. We lose many hands ina a row. I place a 30 dollar bet, got a pair of 8's. Then another one shows up, then another! Then another, but you can't spilt so i had a 16 and hit an busted there. The next card was a 3, so I had an 11, and had to double down. The other cards were a 10, a 10 and a BUST!... I came ahead on that hand, but seeing 30 dollars become so large was kinda annoying to me. We lost several more hand after that and decided to leave, DOWN!!!!
We wandered over to Spanish 21... (a black Jack derivative WITH NO 10's, but offers "perks" to replace such a disadvantage to the player) a game who's philosophy is more debatable than what is the best religion? Me? I believe it is more entertaining than 21, since there are many options, but I am still pondering if Doble down after 2 cards / surrendering / 21 = instant win / deal stays on soft 17 is better than 10's! those tens mean something! THen again, I have seen the "PERKS" pay out more consistently... ehh... stupid probability.
Alcohol.... drinks are free in a casino. It is nice to tip the large-breasted, beautiful, scantly clad waitresses at least a dollar though. SOmetimes, if you pay up front, they will walk off and not bring you anything and blame it on the next one. hehehe. I wonder if there is tip sharing, or they get what they make. You deliver 50 drinks an hour, or get some drunk wealthy bastard, and hey! You make over 400 a day in an 8 hour shift! (now that I think about it... there may be tip sharing.. that is a fucking lot of money to be making) That is for being pretty and NOT stripping! GAHH! Is there a male version of this? I will start out slow, get the surgery to look prettier and make more wihtin 2 months, and then make more!!! Think about it... the idea is EGOTISM at its best! Holy Crap!...
The two of us had around a bajillion drinks, and each one got stronger and stronger.. At one point I had to stop drinking because I knew the casino was trying to get us drunk. No fucking Pina coloda in the world is that strong!...
We were both having a good time. The people around us were cool too!
THEN.... We were winning too much... THEY SENT DAVE AFTER US.
Dave.. "hi folks. blab baklbalabjabaljbajabababajalajbjba
8 losing hands later...
I can;t take much more of this...
....more losign
ARRRHG!! I'm hungry.. let's go
>>>>>>>Insert SUB TOPIC <<<<<
I asked for a comp... gto 30 bucks for the noodle hut, then proceeded to wait on the wrong line. We are not black card holders (yet) but we decided we were important enough to wait on line with them. I checked out a few clubs to see if the lines were shorter... no food was being served. >>>Insert sub topic here <<<<<
I found a pit boss and asked if my comp was transferable to anothe restaurant, it is, but, with gigantic lines, what is the point?
We went to the craps table. It was an ultranegative table.. SOme guy bet 500 dollars against me on the DOn't pass bar. I didn't pass. I rolled again after a turn or so. I lost. I lost again, and the next time, I bet against myself and won! Imagine betting on your failure!
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It is like, "Gee, should I study for my final, or should I get drunk and hack furniture with a machete? Well, If I fail, I only get an A+ for the course. If I study, I could get a C or an E. FURNITURE CHOPPING IT IS THEN!!!"
*********
I managed to waste 200 there.
Hey look! Spanish 21 is up!
Why is there only 1 person sitting at, oh... that is DAve's table.
The old women gets a black jack.. thenanther one.. then wins a few more times...
Dave, you make us nervous.
He teases us with a win or 3 ....
then... the ultraviolence..... The final nut crunching.... Time to go home... *why did I buy in for more?*
Still, all in all... it was a good time in AC. IT could have been better, it could have been worse, but THis day is a good day to have in the memories of Clark Westfield.
Besides, I improved someone's tolerance of Gambling. hehehe..
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Significant points / questions...
Light.. If light were drawn, it wouldn't be in the shape of Trogdars, in Space or under gravity. Light is affected by gravity since it can be EATEn by a black hole. Its shape would most likely be surprisingly 1 dimensional. IT would be a line! How can light exist without moving at the speed of its name? THink about it for a second... It doesn't have all the properties of a wave, so what the hell would it be doing otherwise? It exists by moving... even frozen in absolute 0 or in a ficticious camera that could record its speed, it should be a blurry, one dimensional line! YAY!
Reincarnation..
Hey! It is an interesting take on the after life... here are some sub questions..
Are humans the only sentient beings in the universe?
Are there multiple universes? (the mulitverse theory)
If you die, do you start a new, random life, on earth, as the same species, exaclty when you passed on?
Can you transfer to different species?
How about different times? Like respawning at the same time, an earlier time, or a later time?
Could you respawn in another universe?
Is your soul bound to whatever you become?
Is that the true test of one's character?
Can you actually interact with your former selves (or current selves) and not know it but feel it?
Can your gender switch too?
Can you degrade to viruses, bacteria, fungi, plants...etc?
Young guys = can't really control erections all the time. Sometimes it gets hard because it is bored and wants attention.
Old guys = you want it to get hard, but it denies you. Medicine can take care of that nowadays.
Masturbation = you feel a build up and need a release (unless you are lucky enough to have a partner.. and then it COULD be more significant than that) Sometimes, you do it because you are bored. Sometimes, you do it in the morning because you have more blood down there then. Maybe you like orgasms!!!! There are millions of reasons to masturbate! But, it all boils down to... Masturbation is all well and good until you realize........ you are fucking yourself! (hehehe... that isn't my quote) Still, Sex, making love, fucking, all beat the shit out of this!!!
If you don't, or realize you have stopped... understand this... Our minds regulate hormone level.. or do hormone levels regulate or minds? BOTH? THAT MAKES SENSE! OVARIES are larger than TESTEs, and thus, i would have to say that women SHOULD actually have more Hormones and more of a drive than that of men. Granted, their drives do ramp up until their forties, but everyone STILL has URges.
WHY / HOW? Multiple orgasmS! As a dude, you can have one, but your refractory period is about 10 times that of a woman. A DRY Orgasm for a dude is also not too fun. Go ahead, see how many times you can do it in an hour. I bet on the woman with one functioning ovary and a working clit that she can reach the BIG-O more times than you! even look at the average duration of orgasm time! Women require more time, but once they get going, they techinically have no reasone to stop (unless they get tired, chaffed, or bored..but their bodies can jsut go on and on...)
Think of monkeys and group sex. Chimpanzees have HUGE NADS! My former Psych 385 teacher illustrated in graphic detail that this is becasue of female promiscuity in the tribe. You would think the Alpha male gets all the fun, but nope! There is still plenty of room for beta, gamma, delta, epsilon, and such. They jsut have to bide their time.
Quick recap...
Having a uterus sucks! yeah, you can give birth to babies, but the torment is not worth it! Think about it... Hysterectomy... Hysteria... misogenistic (too tired to spell check now) males of the 19th century were rigth to thinking that the uterus was the casue for every woman's demensia. I would be demented too if i had one of those! heheeh.
Look at the history of the dildo. (uhm, the first vibrating ones) They were used to pacify "insane" women instead of giving them drugs. (more sentecnes forgotten due to lack of sleep)
If you lose all you drive, get checked out! Endocrinologist, internists, balh balh.. and psychiatrists can all help you find out what is wrong.. and having a drive is a sign you are healthy. If you get punched in the nose, and lose your sense of taste, wouldn't you want it back? Sometimes, you have to wait, sometimes you may need medicine or surgery. Take advantage of any health plan you have!
Gambling is a lot of fun! Don't get addicted, and only lose money you don't need! Know when you won enough and walk away! try not to drink too much when gambling as well! You can't be that bad if you do it 8-10 times a year. Hey, people smoke 8 cigarettes a day! And there is nothig stopping you from
online gambling.. (though, I think that is as smart as putting your hand in a blender on Liquify and trying to stop the blade!)
OTERH STUFF TOOO!!!!
TIREDNESS HURTING BRAIN!!!!
Good night everyone!!!