Aside from a night of drinking...the highlight of this holiday:

Oct 05, 2005 15:48

search elsewhere: The boogers are calling you.
clapthreetimes: oh god, I knew I heard some sort of whispering a-popping
search elsewhere: Lol.
clapthreetimes: ANd I just sneezed not too long ago
search elsewhere: What's up, girlfrien'?
clapthreetimes: nothing muc, lady. Whats cooking good looking?
clapthreetimes: h*
search elsewhere: Nada.
search elsewhere: Finished with classes for el day.
clapthreetimes: Swee---et
clapthreetimes: ext3ended for your pleasure
search elsewhere: And I am listening to Simon and Garfunkel like a big fat hippie.
search elsewhere: Lmao.
clapthreetimes: Hey, I'm listening to the van morrison
clapthreetimes: we are hgging those trees like crazy
clapthreetimes: u*
search elsewhere: Lol.
search elsewhere: We need to stop shaving and showering and start wearing more patchouli oil.
clapthreetimes: haha
clapthreetimes: and eat toffuti
search elsewhere: Lol.
search elsewhere: Yes!
search elsewhere: And learn to play the sitar
clapthreetimes: haha
clapthreetimes: and we need marijuana
search elsewhere: and wear tye-die clothes.
search elsewhere: Yes.
search elsewhere: And no bras.
clapthreetimes: and headbands
search elsewhere: And flowers in our hair.
clapthreetimes: and thousands of bracelts
clapthreetimes: e*
search elsewhere: And no shoes.
search elsewhere: Lol.
search elsewhere: Hemp bracelets.
clapthreetimes: and/or flip flops
search elsewhere: That we wove ourselves.
search elsewhere: No, no.
search elsewhere: Birkenstocks.
clapthreetimes: hahaha
search elsewhere: With socks underneath.
clapthreetimes: and organic vegetables
clapthreetimes: hahaha
search elsewhere: Lol.
search elsewhere: And we need to protest annoying shit that nobody cares about.
clapthreetimes: with peace signs
search elsewhere: Like animals' rights.
clapthreetimes: with pacifism
search elsewhere: And we need to sing "We Shall Overcome."
clapthreetimes: while quoting john lennon
clapthreetimes: yes
search elsewhere: Lol.
clapthreetimes: with those little round rose colored sunglasses
search elsewhere: We can sit in the entrance of a McDonald's or a Starbucks playing guitars and tambourines protesting major corporations or something and not let anyone in.
clapthreetimes: hahah
search elsewhere: And then they'll just go to the Starbucks across the street.
clapthreetimes: Hahah
clapthreetimes: and we'll spill cranberry juice on them
search elsewhere: Lmao.
search elsewhere: We'll have to eat weird chinese fruits that nobody has heard of.
search elsewhere: And vegan indian food.
clapthreetimes: oh god yes
clapthreetimes: and sit crosslegged all the time
clapthreetimes: and complain about capitalism
search elsewhere: And burn incense and candles.
clapthreetimes: haha
search elsewhere: Lol.
search elsewhere: Yes.
search elsewhere: And we must hate all conservatives.
clapthreetimes: and go with the flow
search elsewhere: Because we are tree hugging, dirt worshipping hippies.
clapthreetimes: we are all dust in the wind
clapthreetimes: haha
search elsewhere: Yes, my friend, we shall grow weed in pur parents' basements.
search elsewhere: our*
clapthreetimes: haha
clapthreetimes: and name our plants names like Judas
search elsewhere: Aahaha.
search elsewhere: And we'll have a dog named Agamemnon.
clapthreetimes: hahah
clapthreetimes: and we'll call eachother by names of different flowers and trees and shit
clapthreetimes: like, I would be Marigold
clapthreetimes: and you might be Willow
search elsewhere: Lol.
clapthreetimes: and then we'd have a Jeff
search elsewhere: I'll change my name to May Pull.
clapthreetimes: hahahaa
search elsewhere: Lol.
search elsewhere: Of course a Jeff.
search elsewhere: And he'd have long hair
clapthreetimes: and a beard
search elsewhere: and always chew on a toothpick
clapthreetimes: haha and have a guitar with him at allt imes
search elsewhere: and he'd wear those big 70's sunglasses.
search elsewhere: And he'd never have shoes on.
search elsewhere: even in the snow.
clapthreetimes: heehee and he'd waer bellbottoms
clapthreetimes: and hot pants
clapthreetimes: with the pockets sticking out
search elsewhere: 'Cause Jeff, man, he's far out, he's crazy, man.
clapthreetimes: he is aw----wesome
search elsewhere: Groooooovy.
clapthreetimes: totally
search elsewhere: And he'd be totally against cigarettes because they're made by big evil conglomerates
search elsewhere: but he'd smoke pot all the time.
clapthreetimes: yeah and he'd be an expert at making cabbage soup
search elsewhere: Lol.
search elsewhere: And stuffed squash.
clapthreetimes: haha
clapthreetimes: I love how you put a period at the end of your online laughs
search elsewhere: Lol.
clapthreetimes: it's like your laugh is a sentence
search elsewhere: It is.
clapthreetimes: hahah
clapthreetimes: .
search elsewhere: My laughter is very important.
clapthreetimes: damn straight
search elsewhere: Omgosh, we'd need a cat named Thoreau.
search elsewhere: No, no.
search elsewhere: A ferret.
clapthreetimes: hahahah oh yeah
clapthreetimes: and we'd have sit downs just watching him pick up a ball and roll it around
clapthreetimes: that would last for an hour
search elsewhere: Ahahaha.
search elsewhere: And Jeff would be on acid and he'd think Thoreau the ferret was God trying to show him a sign.
clapthreetimes: hahahaa
search elsewhere: Oh, how I long for the hippie life.
search elsewhere: We'll all become Hare Krishnas
clapthreetimes: haha yes
search elsewhere: and we'll hand out pamphlets on corners
search elsewhere: and try to spread our joy.
clapthreetimes: and righteousness
search elsewhere: Hahaha, oh man.
search elsewhere: I think this is the funniest conversation I've had online in quite some time.
clapthreetimes: true story
search elsewhere: I think I'm going to post this on the ol' LJ.
clapthreetimes: haha I was thinking the same thing
clapthreetimes: but I'll have you do the honors
search elsewhere: Lol.
search elsewhere: You can post as well.
clapthreetimes: radical
search elsewhere: Bahhh.
search elsewhere: I gotta go.
clapthreetimes: Love!
search elsewhere: Love to you too!
clapthreetimes: We shall talk more soon!!!

search elsewhere: Yes!
clapthreetimes: have fun
search elsewhere: Actually
search elsewhere: I'll be home next week for a few days
clapthreetimes: awesome
search elsewhere: So I shall definitely hang for a while.
search elsewhere: So yes.
search elsewhere: Toodle-ooo.
clapthreetimes: good stuff
search elsewhere signed off at 3:46:15 PM.
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