Today is gonna be a crap one...
(sung to the tune of Thin Lizzy's "Jailbreak")
This morning, I went to do something nice for the dog, and stepped in dog shit for my trouble.
IN MY UGG BOOT, WHICH MEANS IT'S DOUBLY DIFFICULT TO CLEAN.
Gah fuckit.
I can't really be cross at her, though, because she's looking up at me with those adorable dimwitted eyes of hers - in between driving me insane with her penchant for stealing random objects and attempting to chew them to shreds.
Oh yeah - we've figured out that, in addition to women with headscarves, she doesn't like fat people. I mean truly obese people like those who live a couple of doors down. Or people who limp.
Anyway, off to work and my no doubt crap day.
This morning, I went to do something nice for the dog, and stepped in dog shit for my trouble.
IN MY UGG BOOT, WHICH MEANS IT'S DOUBLY DIFFICULT TO CLEAN.
Gah fuckit.
I can't really be cross at her, though, because she's looking up at me with those adorable dimwitted eyes of hers - in between driving me insane with her penchant for stealing random objects and attempting to chew them to shreds.
Oh yeah - we've figured out that, in addition to women with headscarves, she doesn't like fat people. I mean truly obese people like those who live a couple of doors down. Or people who limp.
Anyway, off to work and my no doubt crap day.