One Crazy Ass Morning
Was swimming the other morning when i was struck by the sudden urge to be naked. Looking around to find no one in sight, i swam a couple of laps in the nude.
Have never done this before. Felt invigorating and damn sexy. After suddenly realizing that this was A) A public place where anyone could see me and B) An old folks retirement community who would probably be more offended than most, i donned my bathing suit once more.
Safely and appropriately clad, i was taking a moment to lay in the sun and bask in my bad-ass adventure when my mom came up to the gate saying, "DId you realize an old man was standing behind the bushes staring at you? I had to shoo him away." FUCK NOOOOOOO i didn't!!!
Was momentarily offended. How DARE he stare at me?! Yet i had to reconcile myself to the fact that if one bares oneself, let it be with the understanding that they might be seen. That is the lesson i want you to take home with you. my mom assured me i probably gave him the biggest jolly of his retired life. she has no idea. I'm just grateful he didn't have an aneurism.
Have never done this before. Felt invigorating and damn sexy. After suddenly realizing that this was A) A public place where anyone could see me and B) An old folks retirement community who would probably be more offended than most, i donned my bathing suit once more.
Safely and appropriately clad, i was taking a moment to lay in the sun and bask in my bad-ass adventure when my mom came up to the gate saying, "DId you realize an old man was standing behind the bushes staring at you? I had to shoo him away." FUCK NOOOOOOO i didn't!!!
Was momentarily offended. How DARE he stare at me?! Yet i had to reconcile myself to the fact that if one bares oneself, let it be with the understanding that they might be seen. That is the lesson i want you to take home with you. my mom assured me i probably gave him the biggest jolly of his retired life. she has no idea. I'm just grateful he didn't have an aneurism.