everybody else is doing it...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I pulled over and changed
cobaltcat's flat tire (15 points). In May I bought porn for
reve_77 (-10 points). Last Monday I put gum in
ladynorbert's hair (-12 points). In January I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In February I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-688 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
clairie