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[clairese]

for my baby sister:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Sarah!

1. In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as Sarah.
2. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Sarah!
3. Sarah is 984 feet tall.
4. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than Sarah!
5. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Sarah!
6. Sarah is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.
7. Sarah was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants!
8. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Sarah from each salad served in first class!
9. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Sarah.
10. Baby swans are called Sarah.