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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Clairese!

1. Clairese can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
2. Clairese can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.
3. The most dangerous form of Clairese is the bicycle.
4. Clairese was originally green, and actually contained cocaine!
5. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Clairese.
6. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Clairese in your ear 700 times!
7. Clairese can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.
8. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Clairese!
9. Clairese can live for up to a week without a head.
10. During severe windstorms, Clairese may sway several feet to either side.