Am I Cute?
Title: Am I Cute?
Summary: Spencer tells Brendon exactly what he thinks of him
Pairing: Spendon
Author: clairejw
Rating: PG
Warnings: One f-bomb dropped.
Disclaimer: I do not own the P!ATD boys, and this (to my knowledge) never happened. It is purely a work of my imagination.
Authors Notes: Apparantly this is ALSO similar to a chain email that was floating around ages ago. Go figure. This is an all-dialogue piece.
“Spence?”
“Mmhm?”
“You know you’re cute, right?”
“Am I?”
“Yup. You smell good too.”
“Thanks, Brendon.”
“And you have a great voice. Even though you say you don’t.”
“Thanks, Brendon.”
“You always look good in what you wear, did you know that?”
“I didn’t.”
“I really like you, Spencer Smith.”
“Thanks, Brendon.”
“What about me?”
“What about you?”
“Well, am I cute?”
“No.”
“Do I smell good?”
“No.”
“Do I have a great voice?”
“No.”
“Do I always look good in what I wear?”
“No.”
“Do you really like me?”
“No.”
“Well fuck Spence, why the hell am I wasting my time with you?”
“Because you’re not cute, you’re beautiful. You don’t smell good, you smell incredible. You don’t have a great voice, you have an amazing voice. You don’t always look good in what you wear; you always look stunning in what you wear. And I don’t really like you; I love you, Brendon Urie.”
“Aww, thanks Spence.”
“Anytime, Brendon.”
Summary: Spencer tells Brendon exactly what he thinks of him
Pairing: Spendon
Author: clairejw
Rating: PG
Warnings: One f-bomb dropped.
Disclaimer: I do not own the P!ATD boys, and this (to my knowledge) never happened. It is purely a work of my imagination.
Authors Notes: Apparantly this is ALSO similar to a chain email that was floating around ages ago. Go figure. This is an all-dialogue piece.
“Spence?”
“Mmhm?”
“You know you’re cute, right?”
“Am I?”
“Yup. You smell good too.”
“Thanks, Brendon.”
“And you have a great voice. Even though you say you don’t.”
“Thanks, Brendon.”
“You always look good in what you wear, did you know that?”
“I didn’t.”
“I really like you, Spencer Smith.”
“Thanks, Brendon.”
“What about me?”
“What about you?”
“Well, am I cute?”
“No.”
“Do I smell good?”
“No.”
“Do I have a great voice?”
“No.”
“Do I always look good in what I wear?”
“No.”
“Do you really like me?”
“No.”
“Well fuck Spence, why the hell am I wasting my time with you?”
“Because you’re not cute, you’re beautiful. You don’t smell good, you smell incredible. You don’t have a great voice, you have an amazing voice. You don’t always look good in what you wear; you always look stunning in what you wear. And I don’t really like you; I love you, Brendon Urie.”
“Aww, thanks Spence.”
“Anytime, Brendon.”