I need a Spanish coach... can't be expected to learn this shit on my own.

Shit... I ain't got nothin to do this weekend.

It may be for better reasons now, but empty nests still fucking suck. Yachiru usually finds something to keep me occupied. Hmm...

We lost ( Read more... )

Alright kids, you better fucking pay attention right now because I'm not gonna say this more than once.

FOOTBALL TRYOUTS. SATURDAY. 8 AM.

If you wanna be on the team, then you're gonna fuckin' be there. GOT ME?

Good.

I want to join the football team.

...and their fucking custody system! I practically raised that fucking kid and they want me to go through all of this red fucking tape to get her back! I despise this damn country...so fucking glad I left...

The last of her de-enrollment papers should have been filed by now ( Read more... )

Oi.. either of you up for a drink or two? The monkey's driving me crazy.

I know you kids are all hopped up on hormones and pheremones and shit like this, but take a lesson from a guy who's been there (well...I dun have any kids I know of, but the point stands)

No Glove

No Love

Period

Have a nice day.

I ain't Irish, but I do like their holiday.

Consider this an invite to any and all teachers who want to hit up Donnavan's Pub tonight for the festivities.