So I was saying to myself... "Self, if Gert had herself a twin, what would it look like?"  Then I answered myself... "Well Self, it's quite obvious.  They'd be stunningly handsome, and be able to get away with wearing her clothes."

[ooc: Has a Gojyo crossdressed in a skirt, combat boots, and random granny glasses.]

Hey, Gert! Sweetcheeks!

So I was thinking. You and I should snag a burger after school Monday, and then go to this homecoming thing.

Gojyo, could you please pick up some things for me at the grocery store on your way home? We're out of flower and eggs and I think I'll need both for cookies.

Oh, and chocolate chips, if you wouldn't mind.

Ehhh... so I was sittgn tardound the house and thinking ot msyefl that i needted to drink soemthing........ and so i ID di.. the end.

Well it woudl've abeena happy ending fo rall but I think I woke someon eup...
man i should've ate something befoere hadn... then I think i would've been just fien

I'd like to talk, if you don't mind.

I'm afraid I'm rather at my wit's end regarding what to do with Gojyo. Some advice would be appreciated.

I know you're not the type to give it, but I don't really have anyone else to ask.

Thanks,
~Hakkai

I have returned!

Come, bask in my glory!

So, I'm trying to figure out why they call it a Lazy Sunday.
Not everyone is lazy this day of the week. It should be Lazy Monday if anything.

[Filtered to Saiyuki gang]
What's this about a movie? Do we really have to do it as a group?

 Oi! Be prepared for a quiz sometime this week. I'm not going to tell you when it will be. Just be ready for it.

[filtered to Hakkai, Gojyo, and Goku] 
Goku, Gojyo! Whichever one of you left their smelly socks in the hall at the monestary is going to come get them, or I'll put a cap in both of your asses.

Hakkai, I left my lighter in the jeep.

Hey. Goku.

Monkey.
What do you say you and I go and see a movie?

I appear to be missing my car keys. My apologies, but you'll have to take the bus, or call a cab.

Also, I'm afraid I'm missing my Experimental Psychology test right now. I really do hope I find my keys soon.