Meme
Dear Hannah,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me in your camping car and I saw you pull the toupee off my best friend. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep oil stocks as a memory. You should also know that I will tell the authorities about eggplant-fetishism.
Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
Clara.
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me in your camping car and I saw you pull the toupee off my best friend. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep oil stocks as a memory. You should also know that I will tell the authorities about eggplant-fetishism.
Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
Clara.