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[cknife]

This is a true story about my favourite high school Chinese teacher, Mr Liu

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[pfcblogshere]

That's very Zen.

[cknife]

That makes him a Zen communist... interesting

[batasan]

houses in china are not this big

[cknife]

his other catch phrases include
"i'm so sorry. you have a detention."
"you can eat blood."

[bunnyy]

lol so did u manage to write one that he approved of eventually?
wat did ur friends write?

[cknife]

'i did homework on top of his refrigerator'
lol dats quite funny too.. shoulda included in story XDXD
cant remember wat others wrote

[the_seijin]

How come we didn't have funky teachers like that?? o_0

[cknife]

our school was very funky.
it always smelt of sweat and old chips..

[sloobeast]

You should write books with things like that in them, and market them as cryptic inspirational verses to guide your life. Then stupid people would buy them and you would make lots of money.

[cknife]

Adding sugar before hot water maximises diltion in instant coffee.

[batasan]

what is diltion

i can only think of dilation which would be strange in coffee to say the least

perhaps something to do with dissolving sugar or absorption into the coffee mixture

[cknife]

no u