Holy Christ!!
I got into a fight this weekend. A real fight. I haven't been in a fight with a chick since I was in high school. I really try not to fight anymore, because I did too much of it before. but this bitch was begging for it. My friend Shawn and I took our kids camping at Lake Berryessa. It was around 10 at night, the kids were asleep in our tents, so I was getting a wee bit drunk. This drunk ass bitch is going around screaming and trying to cause problems. She came into our campsite screaming and freaking out. She fell down hell of close to where my son was asleep in my tent. Shawn went over to try to get her to leave. She was listening to anyone, so her friends had to come drag her away. Then about 15 or 20 minutes later she goes walking through our campsite again. I turned to Shawn and said she was being fucking dumb. The dumb bitch turns around and walks right up to me yelling and talking shit. I stood up and she did the whole smacking her chest thing, telling me I didn't know who I was messing with. Then she made the mistake of calling me a bitch. I don't take kindly to that word because I try very hard not to be bitch. Plus I was already pissed off about ALOT of stuff, and I snapped. The next thing I knew I had her on the ground, beating the shit out of her. She didn't hit me once, just pulled my hair like a little fucking girl. Finally, Shawn got me off of her. When she finally got up, someone shined a light in her direction, and I got to see some of my handywork. I have to say, I was a little disappointed that she was able to get up, but everyone around us said they thought I was going to kill her, so I guess I was the 'winner' in the deal. I felt bad about messing up everybody's night, but no one seemed to mind. Hell of people came up and patted me on the back and shook my hand and stuff. Then some people from the site next to ours came over with a video camera, but since it was so dark, you couldn't really make out what was happening, but you could hear me yelling about her being fucking dumb for starting anything with me. I have to say it felt AWESOME pounding on someone like that. It's kinda scary how easy it was. I almost wish I had some kind of injury, so then I would remember why it's not smart to get into fights. But my only injury is sore hands and feet because I wasn't wearing any shoes and I kicked and hit her pretty hard, I guess. Tell me what you thinkof my experience, please. I'm not sure how to feel about it yet. I'm almost proud that I did it, but then I think about how it must have felt for her to get beat down like that. ARRRHHHGGGG!!!! Someone help me!