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Oh I Will Regret Posting This
Currently not being single AND dating someone who enjoys cooking I should NOT be posting this. What is wrong with me?
No one can claim I have common sense though, so here it is! What every guy is truly looking for in a female ninja: A shapely figure that silently makes you sammiches. Oh dear god I can feel it now - I’m going to regret this one. Unless hon, you want to dress up like a ninja… No? I just dug myself more of a hole? Shit.