I mentioned this, I think, on the livejournal channel. So I figured I'd follow up:
The Adventures of Dr McNinja So what is the Adventures of Dr McNinja?
He's a doctor, and a ninja. Or more specifically he's from a ninja clan, and was raised as a ninja, but became a doctor. Now, he has bizarre adventures, such as fighting Ronald McDonald, a were-lumberjack, and velociraptor-riding mexican bandits (who are really scientists). It's bizarre, yet highly amusing.
Oh yes- and you could make a Stalker who looks like him. Not that, you know, I've tried. Because I haven't.