Che, bastards...
I've strayed far from my kingdom, and had it not been for the huntsman I wouldn't have known those ungrateful asses turned our father against me and he now wants off with my head. Now I'm even without a horse. Something tells me this is not neither of the kingdoms I happened to pass through before; not famine nor war, even if the latter seemed to pass through here before--
If only I could find my way back to her.
Inhabitants of this land, heed my words! What is this place called? Where can I get a steed suited for wear and long travel?
[ooc:
german fairy tale, yay]