I can't speak French

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I just got a missed call and saw the number was a call from France. I dial back.

"Er... um... Hello? Er... je pense vous telephone, er... moi?"

This French bloke starts rabbiting away in, oddly enough, French. I couldn't understand a word he was saying and thought to myself 'I wish I hadn't started this'.

So I put the phone down on him.