Hasenpfeffer Legacy One Point Four
Well for the sake of catching you guys up to where I am in game this update is going to be picture heavy :p I'll caption of course but there's a LOT of age ups, births, no deaths thank goodness. I don't think I could handle that and still update lol.
I will be playing college and that's when I start doing the challenges. YAY CHALLENGES!
Because this legacy needs some spicing up.
Cassius by hard_sunshine
Oz and Cassius bond in front of the new house I built them. I love this interaction more than you know.
Pietro spends most of his I'm-being-ignored-by-everyone time playing in Booty's cat food. Which leads to that ever so irritating glitch where fountains of pet food shoot out of his body from thin air periodically for the rest of his natural born life.
More Pietro cuteness :3
Oz: My life is the pits and no one understands me or my strange markings.
Oh hunny...It gets worse.
Despite the fact that she just might be insane, Rai and Cassius still can't keep their hands of each other. *cough* ACR has become the bane of my existence with these two *cough* *hack* *choke*
Bring forth the potty training montage! CUE THE NON-EXISTENT MUSIC REGINALD!
End music-less potty training montage!
Speaking of music, Oz finally acknowledges Pietro's existence and tries to teach him a nursery rhyme.
Pietro: OOO DUST!
Oz: My life is a boring pile of crap and kool aid.
Maybe the crap part was just the smell of Pietro crapping himself.
Well this is different.
Oz: I JUST EXPERIENCED LEARNING.
.....k
So how much did you learn?
Oz: According to this, not a damn thing.
Obviously something's wrong with the fucking food, right?
Welp. There goes that LTW.
Cassius: Why won't you learn words?
Pietro: Do not want.
Cassius: Say SOMETHING.
Pietro:
Let's just boost the learning curve a bit...
HE GLOWS.
Because I've obviously never done this before in my game ever.
Oz: Hey wake up people! I'm overachieving!
Rai and Cassius did not wake up to celebrate.
Turns out Rai is pregnant.
I wanted him to learn how to walk before he aged up without a cake but Pietro said fuck no to my plans and started sprouting.
Well you're still adorable.
You poor thing. Ignoring your kids and woohooing with your husband must take a lot out of you what with you being pregnant and all. :L
PIetro: I'm gonna catch 'em all and use them as my own personal room lamp.
You need a room to have a personal room lamp. But that's okay. I built you one while you were paused in this position.
He probably had a better chance before he had a room...
Rai: Oh no that's cool. You guys just play while I give birth. I'm totally fine.
Cassius and Oz: Oooo music activity. Plus Plus.
OH FUCK ME.
._____.
Nice little family photo op here.
Luckily, there really are only 2 babies. At the top a girl named, Ronin, and at the bottom a boy named, Bruce, because everything is Avengers and nothing hurts.
This is whre I said eff this to baby hood and aged them both up to toddlers.
For some odd reason, Ronin has brown hair? Fuck if I know why.
And here's Bruce climbing out of his ever glitchy but freaking awesome toddler bed. I love those things because they can get in and out of them all by themselves instead of having adult sims take them in and out. Best CC EVAR.
Pietro's first day of school has arrived. It's also his last day of child school because once again laziness and overall boredom took over and I started aging these kids up over the sim-weekend.
Way to go out with a Meh instead of a Bang XD
Because Ronin's face is just great.
Oz: *sparkle fartz*
Oz: YO WHAT'S WITH MY FACE?
Your spots spread into a thin red layer of skin and you sprouted the black spots of an teenage alien. Your welcome.
Oz: My life couldn't be anymore suckish than it already was, could it?
Of course not.
Pietro: I am very confused by the screeching creature girl in my kitchen.
No worries. It's just Oz being Oz.
Sibling bonding~
Oz: Pietro, what are you even watching?
Pietro: Desperate Carnal Cage Match of Doom.
Oz: My brother's a lunatic.
Pietro:
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That's all for now I guess because I realized I jumped around a little in my editing and didn't edit any pictures of teenage Pietro or child Bruce.
IN THE NEXT UPDATE:
Oz leaves for college
Pietro ages up and leaves for college.
I realize my obsession with the twins is deep and deciding on my own which one will be heir is next to impossible.
The twins and children and teens are revealed.
Rai will probably do some stuff.
Pietro gets a girlfriend like creature
Oz hits on a grown ass man
The twins go to college and hopefully I will have my heir chosen.
Challenges shall commence!!!