Hasenpfeffer Legacy One Point Three
It's been a while hasn't it? I told you guys no promises on that 6 days thing. :|
Spouse: Cassius hard_sunshine
~A WILD OZ APPEARS~
I gave her alien spots because there's really no other indication that she is an alien baby. :|
Of course there's no shame in these bitches' game. Making more babies as their toddler crawls through the room.
Rai: I'm ready to poop out another one~
Cassius: Can this one be mine this time?
Rai: I'll try not to get abducted...but no promises.
Is too cute to be traumatized.
Rai: Oh shit. I just had a nightmare that I didn't have an alien baby.
.....What the hell?
Cassius: Maybe if I study about parenting I'll know how to handle Rai.
Wouldn't you study parenting to handle the kids?
Cassius: Oh kids are easy. Rai on the other hand not so much.
Rai: Y'know when I got abducted the last time, I heard roosters for what seemed like 4 whole days.
Cassius: You were only gone for a few hours.
Rai: That's like a week in alien land.
Cassius: You see what I mean now simGoddess?
Oz: My mom is wacked.
Why are my toddlers never scared of these things? They creep me the math out.
Yay! Babies!
We've come to the point in our update where I post nothing but Oz related screenshots. Enjoy. I know I do.
I believe I'm done...
Ooo girl I think yo butt gettin' big.
Rai: Yeah that's it.
Ugh what the deuce woman. -____-
Cassius: We all knew it was coming...
Booty: Let go of me tiny human.
Booty: I would claw out your eyeballs slowly but the big human is screaming and I must go see.
Meet Pietro :3 Named after Pietro Maximoff (Quicksilver). He was born right after I went to go see Avengers for the second time and I decided to start naming the children after the Avengers. ALL of them. Not just the ones from the movie. Excuse my dorkishness.
Cassius pretty much handles everything that Pietro needs or wants.
Booty: First you try to strangle me while the big one conjures another tiny human and now you're trying to break my neck? Stop this at once!
Booty: I give up.
Birthday time!
Derp.
You cute.
Finally gave in and called the exterminator at some point. It's almost like Rai was trying to get sick and die.
Rai: I still love you even though you aren't an alien baby. I'll just pretend!
Rai: Who's the cutest kitty in the world?
Booty: I am very displeased with you and your spawn.
Sparkle shits.
Oz: Why do I have spots on my face?
Rai: Because you're an alien, duh. *SNARF SNARF SNARF*
Oz: Mom, get off the crack juice and be serious.
Oz: I'm tried of your lies. I'm going to eat my knee because it smells like cheese and wine.
Rai: If you say so, kid.
Your overall cuteness over powers the fact that you smell like a bag of hot garbage.
Booty: You say that but you can't really smell that little monster.
Rai: HE IS AN ALIEN! HE DOESN'T HAVE A DINGY!
He's a BABY. It's just not completely visible...
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Well that's the end of that for now :) Hope you enjoyed!
I got a job so my computer time overall is going to take a significant cut. I'll try to get on and update as much as possible but I don't think the next update will be for a while. :|