Don't mind me, just being terrible
Oh geez, why is the image of Tai as a stereotypical cranky old man so freaking hilarious all of a sudden?
"Back in my day, digivices only did one thing, but we it's not like we didn't have options. You could pick any color you wanted, as long as it was light blue. And you know what? We liked it that way!"
"When I was stuck in the Digital World, there weren't DigiPorts all over the dang place. There was one, and we had to walk an hour uphill in the snow just to get to it. And to use it, we had to get a guy drunk, fight our way through an army, and then play a card game!"
"Seven Great Demon Lords? I don't see what the big deal is. You won't know real fear until you've been turned into a keychain, dagnabbit."
"I swear, digimon these days. You can barely understand them anymore. All these 'OMGs', 'BRBs', and 'TTYLs'-- probably all hatched from packets of text messages."
"You kids have it so easy with your Jogressin' and your Biomergin' and your Fusion whatchamacallits. If we wanted our digimon to evolve to Mega, we had to be willing to get shot with arrows, for cryin' out loud!"
"Wearing a pair of goggles isn't what makes you a leader, young'uns. Remember that."
"Have I ever told you about the time I fought a house?"
And all the little baby Chosen Children of the various series that came afterward just smile and nod and say "Yes, Grandpa Taichi" as politely as they can muster, because Grandpa's clearly just making stuff up if he's rambling about keychains and fighting a house, right? (only the future members of the Digimon Data Squad think there might be some truth to that last one, but they shrug it off because really, what're the odds that two houses could come to life?)-- and then they all go back to their Jogressin' and their Biomergin' and their Fusion whatchamacallits, while he just sits on his porch leaning on a cane and shaking his head at them <3
***
Also, I think I've solved the mystery of why the producers of Digimon Fusion decided to call their goggle boy "Mikey"
[Are you ready?]
because IT RHYMES WITH TAIKI :O
I'm embarrassed by how long I spent thinking about this. Well played, dub. Well played.
"Back in my day, digivices only did one thing, but we it's not like we didn't have options. You could pick any color you wanted, as long as it was light blue. And you know what? We liked it that way!"
"When I was stuck in the Digital World, there weren't DigiPorts all over the dang place. There was one, and we had to walk an hour uphill in the snow just to get to it. And to use it, we had to get a guy drunk, fight our way through an army, and then play a card game!"
"Seven Great Demon Lords? I don't see what the big deal is. You won't know real fear until you've been turned into a keychain, dagnabbit."
"I swear, digimon these days. You can barely understand them anymore. All these 'OMGs', 'BRBs', and 'TTYLs'-- probably all hatched from packets of text messages."
"You kids have it so easy with your Jogressin' and your Biomergin' and your Fusion whatchamacallits. If we wanted our digimon to evolve to Mega, we had to be willing to get shot with arrows, for cryin' out loud!"
"Wearing a pair of goggles isn't what makes you a leader, young'uns. Remember that."
"Have I ever told you about the time I fought a house?"
And all the little baby Chosen Children of the various series that came afterward just smile and nod and say "Yes, Grandpa Taichi" as politely as they can muster, because Grandpa's clearly just making stuff up if he's rambling about keychains and fighting a house, right? (only the future members of the Digimon Data Squad think there might be some truth to that last one, but they shrug it off because really, what're the odds that two houses could come to life?)-- and then they all go back to their Jogressin' and their Biomergin' and their Fusion whatchamacallits, while he just sits on his porch leaning on a cane and shaking his head at them <3
***
Also, I think I've solved the mystery of why the producers of Digimon Fusion decided to call their goggle boy "Mikey"
[Are you ready?]
because IT RHYMES WITH TAIKI :O
I'm embarrassed by how long I spent thinking about this. Well played, dub. Well played.