The reason for Happy Hour

[citizen_lily]

Would it be so bad to live the rest of my life without getting married? Can't we just have kids and raise dogs and pay the bills and go on vacation without throwing a party that will cost at least $40,000 to swear in front of our family and friends we'll love each other until death do us part? Will my friends and family think I'm crazy for not

Comments

[all2swift]

Macallen = good.

Elope.

In that order.

[citizen_lily]

a few macallans will help soften the intensity of "until death do you part."