The reason for Happy Hour
Would it be so bad to live the rest of my life without getting married? Can't we just have kids and raise dogs and pay the bills and go on vacation without throwing a party that will cost at least $40,000 to swear in front of our family and friends we'll love each other until death do us part? Will my friends and family think I'm crazy for not getting married? Will I care about what my friends and family think? Does the boyfriend think the same way I do? Why am I still in the office at 5:42pm on a Friday in the summer? Will I ever find a job I truly love? I think I'm going to buy a bottle of Macallan tonight. Should I get my hair cut today? Am I ever going to understand what it means when someone says go south on this street and east on that street? Why am I so directionally challeneged? When am I going to quit smoking? Why did I even start? Does my voice really sound that manly? Does God really exist? Does the boyfriend mean it when he calls me Satan because I question whether God and the afterlife exists? Would I be more willing to believe in God and the afterlife if someone I really cared about died? Do I offend or hurt people who have lost loved ones when I say I'm not sure if there is a heaven or hell?
Glad I got that out of my system! Have a good weekend!
Glad I got that out of my system! Have a good weekend!