In the name of vanity
I got chastised by the lady who threaded my eyebrows on Friday: I tried to trim my eyebrows myself and I completely butchered them. Her name is Ellie, a tiny Mexican woman who is the David Copperfield of threading, I swear. She told me to come back in a month, after I let my eyebrows grow in. So if I look a little bushy up there, you know why so don't give me any grief.
Have you ever gotten your eyebrows threaded? It hurts like nobody's business, man. I always have a well of tears under my eyes when it's over. Not that I'm sobbing or anything, it just hurts alot. I keep my eyes closed through the whole thing because it's kinda weird making eye contact with a woman who has a piece of thread in her mouth and is inflicting pain on you. So when I open my eyes, they hurt because of the oh-so-flattering flourescent light shining into my watery eyes. The same light that helped Ellie point out my healing pimple on my temple, which only prompted her to chastise me again, this time for not washing my face every night before I go to sleep.
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I know I'm supposed to drink eight glasses of water a day, but it becomes really cumbersome when you have to pee every other hour, damn!
Have you ever gotten your eyebrows threaded? It hurts like nobody's business, man. I always have a well of tears under my eyes when it's over. Not that I'm sobbing or anything, it just hurts alot. I keep my eyes closed through the whole thing because it's kinda weird making eye contact with a woman who has a piece of thread in her mouth and is inflicting pain on you. So when I open my eyes, they hurt because of the oh-so-flattering flourescent light shining into my watery eyes. The same light that helped Ellie point out my healing pimple on my temple, which only prompted her to chastise me again, this time for not washing my face every night before I go to sleep.
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I know I'm supposed to drink eight glasses of water a day, but it becomes really cumbersome when you have to pee every other hour, damn!